-> "'Ventin' New Dinosaurs"
Original Song Title:
"Looking Out My Back Door"
Parody Song Title:
"'Ventin' New Dinosaurs"
The Lyrics
'Member all my sixties toys
Plastic dinos brought joy
Got to sit down - spread them out on the floor
Discover Channel's bringin' new ones I'm suspectin'
Swear they're in-ventin' new dinosaurs
Where's my giant camptosaurus
From when the earth was porous?
Look at all those Raptor creatures heading out to spawn
A dinosaur conundrum - they keep findin' new ones
'Tologists 'ventin' new dinosaurs
Muttaburasauruses are marchin' 'cross the land.
Will they fossilize in the tar pits soon?
Boo hoo hoo
Parasaurolophus replaced by criptoclidus
Swear they're in-ventin' new dinosaurs
My poor brontosauruses were given all new heads
'Cus it seems for years had the wrong ones on
Ooops ooops ooops!
Changed the whole Triassic - now workin' on Jurassic
They are just "de-signer" dinosaurs
This confuses girls and boys
Makes us oldies say 'Oy'!
When did their orig'nal looks become all frayed and torn?
Don't want coelophysis - miss my iguanidonies
Wish they'd quit 'ventin' new dinosaurs
Messin' with traditions - it makes me feel cretaceous
Wish they'd quit 'ventin' new dinosaurs
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