Song Parodies -> "You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song"

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"You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong"

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The Lyrics

Well Viagra didn't work
I hope you're not too shaken
But I know you're not a jerk
You had another plan
Every time you tried to pop pills
That thing would not get long
So you had to shove a carrot down your thong

Yeah, I know it's pretty stiff
And every time I'm near you
I just wanna take a bite
Oh carrots are so grand
Even if I ate the whole thing
Now would it be so wrong?
You could shove another carrot down your thong

If we do this enough times, dear
Your own crops will have grown
And you'll take that orange veggie from your thong

Yeah, I know it's kind of weird
I hope you'll see the humor
You can always try a natural way
I think you understand
Every time Viagra fails you
Just try to play along
Have somebody eat a carrot in your thong

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Phil Alexander - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Royce, that has to be the title of the week... of the month - I don't know the original, but I'll find it and vote ;-)

Royce Miller - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil, thanks. I really like Jim Croce songs, I kind of hate to murder one; again, thanks.

neminem - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow, that was kind of messed up. But also hilarious. What made it even more hilarious was realizing that it was "carrot." I opened thinking it was the even stranger title involving the word "parrot," instead :-).

Claude Prez - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

I agree with Phil; great title. And the fact that it comes from you makes the whole song even funnier. Great job!

Guy DiRIto - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Roycie girl,. we are corrupting you. I think you read one too many Malcolm songs. I'm high fiving this one, great job!

Diva - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Naughy and funny.

Royce Miller - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks all of you for your comments-it ain't easy writing this crap

Melhi - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment

...sounds like you're enjoying the research, though. ;)

Royce Miller - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Melhi-you got me with that comment-I hope we're all enjoying some kind of research

Wild Man - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Good work Royce. This is a breakthrough. You've found the cure for small cox. Now I know why the ladies spend so much in the produce department. 5-5-5 Chalupas!

Royce Miller - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Wild man-just watch out for the artichokes

Phil Alexander - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey, Royce - this one's given me an idea - may I plagiarize your title for a "Riders on the Storm" parody?

Royce Miller - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil--Absolutely

Phil Alexander - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks... "Carrot's in the Thong" just being submitted...

Royce Miller - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil--I'm looking forward to reading this, from a man's point of view

Phil Alexander - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Royce, you can hear it too... as soon as it's finished mixing the mp3 - it'll be at http://wave.prohosting.com/philsdd/ It might be not quite what you expect, however :-)

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