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Song Parodies -> "The Morning After"

Original Song Title:

"The Morning After"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maureen McGovern

Parody Song Title:

"The Morning After"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Last week, Plan B, the Morning After oral contraceptive was released for over the counter sales..
Hey girls, it's here, "The Morning After"
That pill that puts you in control
A little fail-safe option extra,
When in the hay you choose to roll

Eliminates the fear and wonder
When nature's course should come to be
If ugly jocks you wind up under
No fear of their fertility..

Should bring more motel romps and laughter
Tear down some fences, sexually
Give us guys more of what we're after
At least, that's what we hope shall be..

May spark a new sex revolution
Counter availability
This miracle two pill solution
I think I'll telephone Marie...

Bless God and gov. for Morning After
Bless God and gov. for Morning After
Bless God and gov. for Morning After


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alvin rhodes - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
ripped from the headlines...great job
John Barry - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Are you 486? No, 555.
PMS - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is gonna score much laughter... My fave today on AmIRight...
AFW - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, and PMS
TJC - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I've noticed that >99% of your parodies are safe and effective! Furthermore, your "120 hour window" to reap endless 5's for this one is still wide open! [Shirley, you proJest!]
Dee Range - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
High 5's. Now if we can have a 'mourning after' pill for men, to forget how the girl we took home the night before looked like ;-)
AFW - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, and Dee
leo jay - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVE this OS -- I do love some sappy 70s music. Um... anyway, this parody is great.
AFW - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, leo jay
Alpha Skua - April 28, 2022 - Report this comment
The big big pill the realy big pill called Obamacares
Peregrin - August 15, 2022 - Report this comment
Hi AFW, got here just a little late (16 years). Enjoyable parody with some really well-written lines, thoroughly enjoyed :)

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