-> "Sole Man"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sole Man"
The Lyrics
Troll clan, insulting wives—
vile and rotten twofer.
Troll clan, insulting wives—
childish awful twofer.
Troll clan, insulting wives.
Dreck-filled boors
like sludge from the moors.
Either clone’s very paranoid;
no difference ’tween the two.
One bloc; both a crock—
what they sling, much worse than schlock.
Take a coin and make a toss:
gross is either view.
Troll clan: either’d ruin our lives—
just one where there’s two.
Even ma’s couldn’t love ’em;
they’d make ’em spew.
We’ll suffer through their lies
until the voting’s through.
Bunch o’ lies, infantile guys
Janus clown will bring you down.
Dual mien; they act age three;
the mean is more like two.
How long can we last
listening to puerile bombast?
Can’t wait till election’s passed. . .
get ’em out of view.
Troll clan: insult each other’s wives.
From an outside view
when they look at this country
rep’d by these two.
How’s it look in their eyes
to see/hear this ahole crew?
Troll clan, petulant tykes,
whining, rotten pule pair.
Sole man, one is just like
the other. . . make-puke fare.
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