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Song Parodies -> "Still Hidin' Today"
Original Song Title:
"Slip Slidin' Away"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Still Hidin' Today"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Still hidin' today
Still hidin' today
In a cavern with a lantern, Osama's still hidin' today
He's got a beard, his beard is full of rats
His pointed head is like a belfry--
It is full of bats
He said this beach towel is getting hot
I think I'll ditch it in the desert
And let my greasy locks flop
Still hidin' today
Still hidin' today
In a cavern with a lantern, Osama's still hidin' today
His ugly mug is plastered on TV
He might be riding on a camel
Or in an RV
He says "A good day, I create pain"
He says, "A bad day's when I gotta run
And find another cave again"
(chorus)
I know a donkey
Prettier than him
And that's when you're lookin at the donkey's ass end
He's got a lot of stuff to explain
But that's a tall order
When you're talking bout someone who's insane
(chorus)
His cronies know
Where Bin-Ladin's at
It's for sure that he's Bin-Hidin
He's a dirty rat
We should hang him by his furry tail
And send a lock of his filthy beard
Back to his cronies in the mail
Still hidin' today
In a cavern with a lantern, Osama's still hidin' today
He's got a beard, his beard is full of rats
His pointed head is like a belfry--
It is full of bats
He said this beach towel is getting hot
I think I'll ditch it in the desert
And let my greasy locks flop
Still hidin' today
Still hidin' today
In a cavern with a lantern, Osama's still hidin' today
His ugly mug is plastered on TV
He might be riding on a camel
Or in an RV
He says "A good day, I create pain"
He says, "A bad day's when I gotta run
And find another cave again"
(chorus)
I know a donkey
Prettier than him
And that's when you're lookin at the donkey's ass end
He's got a lot of stuff to explain
But that's a tall order
When you're talking bout someone who's insane
(chorus)
His cronies know
Where Bin-Ladin's at
It's for sure that he's Bin-Hidin
He's a dirty rat
We should hang him by his furry tail
And send a lock of his filthy beard
Back to his cronies in the mail
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