Audrey, Audrey,
Without you I might not be here.
Audrey, Audrey,
I have to thank you for steer-
ing me this site so droll
And so funny. . .found a role:
Many songs I’ve satirized.
So Audrey, Audrey
This site’s kept me satisfied.

Audrey, this crew ain’t dull—
I read their rhymes, laugh till I cry.
Audrey, I just love to
Dismember what’s been versified.

I demean what has been wrote
By pop poets as a joke;
I admit—sometimes I sneer.
Audrey, Audrey,
Thank you for steering me here.

Audrey, I got deep
Into this pastime and keep
Cranking out badness. . .cranky rhymes.
But Audrey, Audrey,
Soon I’m gonna say “goodbye”
To my parodistic role—
Six years I’ve been on a roll,
And it’s kept me gratified.

But Audrey, I am getting lazy,
So I think I will take off some time. . .
Take some moments to reinvoke my muse;
Maybe she’ll guide me to rhymes.

So Audrey,
Thanks for bringing amiright
To me, Audrey.
It’s a phenomenal site!