Song Parodies -> "Cecilia 2008"

Original Song Title:

"Cecilia"

Original Performer:

"Cecilia 2008"

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The Lyrics

Never was quite sure about the role Cecilia played in the S&G version of the song. The M&P Cecilia is a tad more transparent! The only question remaining is where can she be found?

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.

Cecilia, you're play’n a new part
You’ve taken on a new role lately
Oh Cecilia, I’ll say “Mistress please”
I’ll beg and you tease and I’ll groan

Cecilia, you're staking my parts
You're making my rod enhanced daily
Oh Cecilia, you’re giving me thrills
Where’d you learn these skills that you’ve shown?
Muscle tone!

Making love to a TV tune with Cecilia
Watching Max Headroom
Said “You want to be de-based”
Then she plumped down a hood
(Leather) straight on my face

Cecilia, you're miles apart
From Simon and Garfunkel’s lady
Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I beg “Whip me please and I’ll moan”
In lewd tones!

Consternation
She’s pinned me again
She scratching with claws and with sharp things

’Xileration
She done me again
She’s feathering more and I'm laughing

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Agrimorfee - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

"She's [something something] on my thing" might have been a funnier ending, but this song DOMINATES. 555

renaldo - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

As Max would say, f-f-f-unny!

Phil Alexander - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

:-)

littleWHIPcakes - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Whip you please, Sir? Why I have my black leather riding crop handy here . . . wait till I belt up my black soft lamb leather Chaps . . . Oh, . . . my opera length black gloves, Look like a Pro; here we go, Sir !! Crrrrrrack !

AFW - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Pretty funny and trickie quickie

alvin - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

"oh what a time it was... a time of innocence"...nice update, hobbits

Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Now THAT's my kinda Cecilia!! Kinky and hilarious. 555

mandamoo - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Cecilia's all grown up ! Funny throughout ! Loved it !

Jenna Talia - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

"You're making my rod enhanced daily" Pure poetry. 5x5 lashings for you!

Derry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment

555! This was great! I'm not sure why (or maybe I am), but "Max Headroom" was the sub. that got me laughing!

Meriadoc - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Derry - That line was Pippin's contribution, he will be pleased. You know, we have over 400 parodies, but I can still go back and pretty much pick which lines were mine and which were Pip's. Kinda scary, huh?

Peregrin - August 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Yep! If I look at them long enough, most of each others' lines are obvious to me as well. It's only occasional that I have cause to wonder. I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder...

I sometimes think that why readers may find our parodies enjoyable (those that do, at least) is because Peregrin = Bleedingly obvious and Meriadoc = Somewhat more esoteric wordsmithing.

Although, true, it is, that sometimes, Yoda, my lines, come out. Like.

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