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Song Parodies -> "So Wrong, Fran-Loin-Bite"

Original Song Title:

"So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"So Wrong, Fran-Loin-Bite"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

So wrong, Fran-loin-bite.
She was aggrieved and socked me, glomming goon;
I’d bared her to half-moon,
Gaff goon,
Gaffe goon.

I’d me-dentalled Fran’s loin white.
Galling my bite; she’d parked her thighs upon
Her my-hands-grabbed sarong. . .
So wrong,
So wrong.

Arched her testy punch, an
Arcing testes blow that
Nearly made this Roy a Sue.
“Men are bums!” cried
This cop in mufti. “Think I’ll sue!”

So long, Fran’s loin white.
Ball-sting her right, seed-spar-mons-prise near gone--
It’s wrenched and wracked, sore schlong,
Sore schlong,
Sore schlong.
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alvin - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
these lyrics to the gentle melody of the OS slayed me
Andy Primus - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Blimey! Had to think about that one. Arcing testes blow - ouch
Jim Rotondo - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Three 5's to help heal that sore schlong! If ever near Pittsburgh be sure to see Wright's "Falling Water", quite amazing like this parody.
Mark Scotti - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
My voice went up an octave, just reading this!!! 5's
MadameDeWarp - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, grabbing the lasses again . . . twitching your 'trick knee', Sir ! . . . .Oh. Spring is in the air .

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