Sleaze hails ya: mistake on my part:
Net surfing - my innocence failing
Oh, sleaze hails ya, I frown, as displeased
I fret with the ease I ‘dumb roamed’

Sleaze hails ya when clicking not smart
Researching for ‘breastfeeding’ chastely
Then sleaze hails ya: there’s suddenly screens
Of pectoral tease with no warn
A.B. porn!

Clicking ‘rugs’ for the ‘master’ room when sleaze hails ya
(Just for main bedroom - need a rug!)
PC screen Oh Gosh! - it’s laced
With a slew tacky ads
Toupeed bondage debased

Sleaze hails ya: mistaken was ‘grass’
Not taken to lawns, kif assailed me
Yeah, sleaze hails ya: searched foxes, did me
Why Czech double Ds and bums shown
In my home?

Click on basting:
See buns of these men
‘Spied spore and then more, I'm aghasting

Aberration
Trust google – n’er ‘gain
I’m staring with horror at ‘staffing’