So cheers to you, Ms. Swiss Robinson
Cheese us and you'll please us well you know
wo wo wo
God bless your cheese, Ms. Swiss Robinson
My you have some awesome curds and whey
Whey whey whey, whey whey whey

We'd like to taste a little of your camembert and brie
We'd like for you to let us help ourselves
Look around here, all we see are crackers, cheese and wine
Swirl the Merlot round and take a little whiff

So cheers to you, Ms. Swiss Robinson
Cheese us and you'll please us well, you know
wo wo wo
God bless your cheese, Ms. Swiss Robinson
My you have some lovely curds and whey
Whey whey whey, whey whey whey

Slice some smoky cheddar cause the platter's almost bare
You say it's in the pantry with your cupcakes?
It is not a secret, wine and cheese are a good pair
Put the wine out of the reach of all the kids

So much to chew, Ms. Swiss Robinson
Cheese us and you'll please us well, you know
wo wo wo
God bless your cheese, Ms. Swiss Robinson
My you have some "holesome" Swiss today
Day day day, day day day

Walking through your picnic on a Sunday afternoon
The selection here is sure first rate
Laugh about it, shout about it
So much stuff to choose
Thank you for the cheeses and the booze

Where have you gone, Farmer Dairy'o
The cows have turned their lonesome eyes to you
Moo moo moo
What's that you say, Ms. Swiss Robinson
All the cows are grazing in the hay
Hay Hay Hay, Hay Hay Hay........