Well put your tongue on the toad,
But keep hands off the eel.
Well put your tongue on the toad,
But keep hands off the eel.
Yeah, we're goin' to the toad house,
We're gonna lick some real good slime.

Yeah on back of the toad's found
Some drug-drenched skin that glows.
Yeah on back of the toad's found
Some drug-drenched skin that glows.

Enhances your visions
Like nothing else you'll know.

Let it roll, baby roll,
Let it roll, baby roll,
Let it roll, baby roll,
Let tongue roll--don't bite. . .wrong!

Do it, froggy, do it!

Their blood is cold, cold, cold,
That's why you've been told not to bite.
Cold, cold, cold, cold-a
Chilled like mold. . . .
[Incoherent babbling]

Actin' crazy,
Actin' crazy,
And tippin' cows.
Sav'rin' titties,
Sav'rin' titties. . .
Then bite sow.

Hallucinations soarin'--
Something's crawling in my ear.
Hallucinations soarin'--
Something's crawling in my ear.
It's chewin'--I'm hurtin'--
It's a pincher bug, I fear!

Eardrum whole, buggy, whole;
Eardrum stroll, buggy, stroll;
Eardrum roll, buggy, roll;
Eardrum hole:
That bite's pronged!