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Song Parodies -> "Writhing in the Dorm"
Original Song Title:
"Riders on the Storm"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Writhing in the Dorm"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Writhing in the dorm,
Writhing in the dorm.
The frat-house beer was warm.
Into the bowl you've thrown,
Like a dog, hugging the throne.
Your ass a load has blown.
Writhing in the dorm.
It was swill; it didn't bode
Well for you not to explode.
Long hangover awaits;
You will be in dire straits.
Your guts are churning inside. . .
Feel like you're gonna die--
Expel one more load.
Writhing in the dorm,
Tithing 'cause you're Morm'.
Into your room you're borne,
Onto the bed you're thrown.
You saw logs all night and moan,
Make contact with Moron'--
Righteous in the morn.
Tithin' up a storm
In BYU dorm,
Drinkin' beer that's warm,
Was beyond the norm,
Now you're back in form.
Writhing in the dorm.
The frat-house beer was warm.
Into the bowl you've thrown,
Like a dog, hugging the throne.
Your ass a load has blown.
Writhing in the dorm.
It was swill; it didn't bode
Well for you not to explode.
Long hangover awaits;
You will be in dire straits.
Your guts are churning inside. . .
Feel like you're gonna die--
Expel one more load.
Writhing in the dorm,
Tithing 'cause you're Morm'.
Into your room you're borne,
Onto the bed you're thrown.
You saw logs all night and moan,
Make contact with Moron'--
Righteous in the morn.
Tithin' up a storm
In BYU dorm,
Drinkin' beer that's warm,
Was beyond the norm,
Now you're back in form.
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so vivid, i could smell it...5s
Brings back memories.
Best line, by far: "Make contact with Moron'--" . Brilliant all around!
Thanks, Alvin, Steve, JD.
555s from a guy who will be finding out what college he'll go to in less than a month now...
A sequel to my recent "New Brunswick"? It works.
Hehe, a random pick here. Goes in tandem with my oldie "Seniors In The Dorm".
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