You better watch out
If there's other subs about
Or you just might get a blow of surprise
You must stay afloat
So just watch out for Das Boot
Through the periscope with your eyes

Oh oh torpedo
It will blow you to flinders
You gotta go watch them cylinders
They're so long and smooth and mean
Mm mm torpedo
You better hope that they don't meet ya
Or you'll blow to smithereens

The radar's alight
The blip blips tell us that it's alright
Then we saw our foes above the waterline
But if come a depth charge
We will sink like a lead barge
And prob'ly fall right on a Limpet Mine

Oh oh torpedo
One can ruin your good mood
It's gonna turn you into fish food
For those sharks and skates and eels
Mm mm torpedo
A giant squid's waiting to meet ya
'Cus it wants a Happy Meal

You know it's true I'm
Just a sailor type of guy
I know you're trying hard to blow me to the skies

Oh oh torpedo
It will split you asunder
And drop all your pieces down under
Where you'll fertilize the sea
Mm mm torpedo
Red October's waiting to greet ya
And Sean Conn'ry's in my dreams