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Song Parodies -> "Werewolves Are Lunchin’"
Original Song Title:
"Werewolves of London"
Original Performer:
Warren Zevon
Parody Song Title:
"Werewolves Are Lunchin’"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese restaurateur’s hand,
chomping on this treat. But was it his meal, main?
It could have been a body part of Lee Ho Fook.
I hope Lee didn’t suffer too much pain.
[Howls]
Werewolves are lunchin’.
[Howls]
I hear them howlin’ with their wicked roar—
wretched, their ghastly din.
Gonna get masticated if we don’t hide from sight…
werewolves will make us din-din.
[Howls]
Werewolves are lunchin’.
[Howls]
They’ve a scary, nasty bent to laugh at laws like Lent;
tasting flesh don’t give them GERD…so unfair!
Their claws can rip away your chin
if that’s their luncheon whim.
Jailing them is a failure.
[Howls]
Werewolves are lunchin’.
[Howls]
chomping on this treat. But was it his meal, main?
It could have been a body part of Lee Ho Fook.
I hope Lee didn’t suffer too much pain.
[Howls]
Werewolves are lunchin’.
[Howls]
I hear them howlin’ with their wicked roar—
wretched, their ghastly din.
Gonna get masticated if we don’t hide from sight…
werewolves will make us din-din.
[Howls]
Werewolves are lunchin’.
[Howls]
They’ve a scary, nasty bent to laugh at laws like Lent;
tasting flesh don’t give them GERD…so unfair!
Their claws can rip away your chin
if that’s their luncheon whim.
Jailing them is a failure.
[Howls]
Werewolves are lunchin’.
[Howls]
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