You tell the waiter bring the salad right here
The crunchies on the plate, you make em disappear
The celery's crisp, eat your radishes, dear
Just leek it, just leek it

An artichoke is funny looking, but fine
It kind of looks a little like a porcupine
Cucumber is green and grows on a vine
Just leek it, if you wanna eat good

Chorus:
Just leek it, leek it, leek it, leek it
Get a vegetable and eat it
Hey junk food junky, better eat right
Pick up a carrot and take a bite
Just leek it, leek it
Just leek it, leek it
Just leek it, leek it
Just leek it, leek it

They're out to help you, better open a can
Or eat em from a garden any time you can
You wanna be strong, whether woman or man
So leek it, just leek it

You have to figure out that broccoli's good
You're talkin bout your life, you better eat some food
Just pick em, just beet em
Get a new attitude
Just leek it, if you want to look good

Just leek it, beet it, leek it, beet it
Minerals can get depleted
Hey junk food junky, you know what's right
Pick up some lettuce and take a bite
Just leek it, leek it
Just beet it, beet it
Just leek it, leek it
Just beet it, beet it

(Repeat chorus several times)