I got a package on my front steps from Fedex
I tore it open and saw the words "Jelly Beans"
(Very sweet, colorful, kind of round)
They were jelly beans, colorful, very sweet, kind of round

My sweetheart called-"Why don't we meet on the beach"?
And when I got there she looked at me and said "good grief"
There's gunk all stuck in your teeth

People, let me tell you, be careful what you eat
If you wanna win someone's heart
Like Mama always told me
Don't eat too many sweets
Except the kind you find in apples and in beets

Jelly beans can mess up lovers
They make your teeth look purple, yellow and blue
And they stick there, just like glue

For 40 days and 40 nights my teeth weren't white
It was out of hand, those jelly beans
Had ruined my plans
(Very sweet, colorful, kind of round)
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always brush twice
(Do brush twice)

She asked, "What did you eat, some kind of meat"?
She said I looked like a ne-an-der-thal
Cause my teeth were so sticky and brown

People, let me tell you, be careful what you eat
If you wanna win someone's heart
Like mother always told me
Don't eat too many sweets
Except the kind you find in apples and in beets

Jelly beans can mess up lovers
They make your teeth look purple, yellow and blue
And they stick there just like glue

Jelly beans can mess up lovers
Jelly beans can mess up lovers.....