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Song Parodies -> "Beat It (Ode to Barney the Dinosaur)"
Original Song Title:
"Beat it"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Beat It (Ode to Barney the Dinosaur)"
Parody Written by:
J.Marie
The Lyrics
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They told me that you love to smoke mary jane
Let's face It you won't be friends with a candy cane
You brainwash little kids and I've known that for so long
So beat it, just beat it
You better run don't ever do that again
Don't try to tell me how to live I'm SO not listening
You purple dinosaur better lay off the crack
So beat it, I won't watch your gay show
CHOURS
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it beat it, beat it OH...
Were out to get you so you better be scared
Quit being sucha boy you gotta be a man
You wanna end up dead so will do what we can
So beat it, just beat it
Were gonna show you that were really not scared
You're playing with kids' lives this ain't no childrens' show
We'll kick you and will beat you and will tell you it's fair
So beat it, I won't watch your gay show
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's SO sucky lay off the crack
Just beat it beat it...
beat it beat it beat it
beat it, beat it beat it
beat it beat it beat it
beat it beat it beat it
(gutiar break)
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
If you think your cool than beat it
Nobody likes you, you suck that bad
You're even worse than Tellitubbies{tubbys}
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it {beat it}
Quit a smokin pot so beat it {lay off}
Kids are just whining when they see you {Lay off, Barney}
You're show's so sucky so lay off the crack {right now}
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it {beat it}
Quit a smokin pot so beat it {right now}
Kids are just whining when they see you {do it, do it}
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack {I said so}
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you {FADE}
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack.....
Let's face It you won't be friends with a candy cane
You brainwash little kids and I've known that for so long
So beat it, just beat it
You better run don't ever do that again
Don't try to tell me how to live I'm SO not listening
You purple dinosaur better lay off the crack
So beat it, I won't watch your gay show
CHOURS
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it beat it, beat it OH...
Were out to get you so you better be scared
Quit being sucha boy you gotta be a man
You wanna end up dead so will do what we can
So beat it, just beat it
Were gonna show you that were really not scared
You're playing with kids' lives this ain't no childrens' show
We'll kick you and will beat you and will tell you it's fair
So beat it, I won't watch your gay show
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's SO sucky lay off the crack
Just beat it beat it...
beat it beat it beat it
beat it, beat it beat it
beat it beat it beat it
beat it beat it beat it
(gutiar break)
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
If you think your cool than beat it
Nobody likes you, you suck that bad
You're even worse than Tellitubbies{tubbys}
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it {beat it}
Quit a smokin pot so beat it {lay off}
Kids are just whining when they see you {Lay off, Barney}
You're show's so sucky so lay off the crack {right now}
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it {beat it}
Quit a smokin pot so beat it {right now}
Kids are just whining when they see you {do it, do it}
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack {I said so}
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you {FADE}
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack.....
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The title caught me because I thought this was about Beating Barney! So I was a little disappointed (through no fault of yours) =)
That Parody Was So Hysterical
This parody gets a 5,5,5 from me.
What else can I say but, wow? Barney sucks, and this is the best way to tell him to Beat It!
This parody isn't very nice. I have feelings too. But you get a 5 for pacing and that's it.
yeh well i love the children and i can't belive you'd do that barney
hey barney! this isn't about u! it's about the purple dinosaur barney the retard
cheak out my newest parody of my favorite song superman
thank you 4 ur comments! this i must say is my best parody yet! please check out my newest parody about j.lo and freddy! i expect plenty of comments got that! i really liked your comments i promise that this next parody will be funny with pacing with the real song {i checked it over and over again} so please enjoy yourselves **J.Marie**
oh well, i'm sorry for being a fag! i guess everyones right i do suck
I came across this site a week ago, and I must say, after reading these horrible rumors about me in the form of a song, I feel as if I am deeply cut emotionally. You see, I played Barney on the tv series, and I certainly do not appriciate how kids these days will say anything to be fuuny. I do not think it's funny at all. I do not smoke anything, and actually, never have. I am an honest, caring man, who enjoys making people happy, specifically children. I was a child once. I had a horrible childhood, and am only trying to ensure that the poor, innocent children of America today do not suffer the same fate I did as a child. I agreed to be Barmey because I felt I could become a role model for young kids. Someone to look up to, to have fun with, to be friends with. How do you think the children will react when they hear such horrible things said about me? It's utterly ridiculous, and I would like it to stop. I'd also appriciate an apology. I give your parody 1s on everything. It isn't funny to me, and I'm sure it won't be the least bit funny when people at school start singing this at school and other children begin to doubt their role model. Think of the children! Thank you for your time, Jim
hi
I thought it was bad. Never, not once in the last few years, have I read such a terrible parody about a character whom I otherwise feel too old to watch. I remember I once liked 'Mr. Rogers' Neigborhood,' and even though I no longer watch it, I liked it for some reason even though I was a teen when I was watching it.
Oh, and to you Jim, the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur, I'm with you. I don't see how talking about smoking crack and offending people could be considered hilarious 'South Park'-style.
thats probally not even barney, but anywho, this isnt the only barney song out their, you will never get the jokes about the barney song to stop.
yea that jim guy wuz a FAKE
Barney the dinosaur's motions is acted out by a man named David
Joyner, who is now working towards an acting career and also sidelines
as a motivational speaker. Barney is voiced by Bob West.
Barney is now voiced by Dean Wendt.
The guy who made this song is demented and so are the ones support it.
An excuse for a hatefest, so 1s
Great song! I loved it.
Barney causes nightmares. Barney the big purple dinosaur -> Barney the big purple retard. POWER RANGERS are way more better than that retarded preschool Barney crap.
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