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Song Parodies -> "Perp'll Reign"
Original Song Title:
"Purple Rain"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Prince
Parody Song Title:
"Perp'll Reign"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I've got.. foreboding 'bout tomorrow
That election poll was, well, insane
But they voted, this time for a convict
He's a convicted felon,
Now the perp'll reign
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
Trump again? That's insane
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
The only thirty-four-count
Crim'nal perp'll reign
I never asked much from politicians
I only want a president with a brain
Someone who can speak a coherent sentence
But when I hear him talking,
Yeuch! it causes pain
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
Twerp's insane, got no brain
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
The dumb, moronic, stupid, fuckwit perp'll reign
Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know times are changing
And what the fuck is he goin' to do?
And you're screwed, too
You say you want a leader
But you really want one of that kind?
A wannabe autocrat, a
Selfish twat, fuck that.. that perp'll reign
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign, yeah
Chirp in vain, perp'll reign, ah, shit
You know I'm not just pissing about up here
Come on, raise a finger
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign, yeah
'Merca, who'd wanna be you
Who would want to be you when that perp'll reign?
That election poll was, well, insane
But they voted, this time for a convict
He's a convicted felon,
Now the perp'll reign
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
Trump again? That's insane
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
The only thirty-four-count
Crim'nal perp'll reign
I never asked much from politicians
I only want a president with a brain
Someone who can speak a coherent sentence
But when I hear him talking,
Yeuch! it causes pain
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
Twerp's insane, got no brain
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign
The dumb, moronic, stupid, fuckwit perp'll reign
Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know times are changing
And what the fuck is he goin' to do?
And you're screwed, too
You say you want a leader
But you really want one of that kind?
A wannabe autocrat, a
Selfish twat, fuck that.. that perp'll reign
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign, yeah
Chirp in vain, perp'll reign, ah, shit
You know I'm not just pissing about up here
Come on, raise a finger
Perp'll reign, perp'll reign, yeah
'Merca, who'd wanna be you
Who would want to be you when that perp'll reign?
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Speak for yourselves, Britcunts. Election interference is a felony, and all those agents your fascist far-left P.M. Keir "Der Sturmer" Starmer sent here to shill for KommieLiar Whoreass are therefore felons. Those vermin had better clear out before we execute them all.
Also, you Royalist vermin, we American patriots don't DO "ruling" and "reigning" around here. By Constitutional definition, President Trump will be PRESIDING over our government, not "ruling" it. We're not a monarchy like Julius Caesar's Rome and we're not (no matter what the DemoKKKrats pretend) a mob-ruled DemoKKKracy like Athens, which foolishly voted its way into a disastrous war with Sparta that ended with Alexander the Great eating both of those city-states' lunches. We're a representative REPUBLIC, and the only "rule" we're supposed to have around here is Lex Rex: "The Law is King."
I can't help observing that the right-wing parodies are getting much higher marks than really quite clever liberal ones, like this. Am I just imagining things?
Because people think it is cool to clear the cookies from clicking here and blitzing the votes any direction they please, the rating system here IS TOTALLY MEANINGLESS NOW.. Sorta like real life now. #thenewsteal
Liberals are talking about these election numbers that you probably shouldn’t read if you don’t want to be guilty of thoughtcrime
https://notthebee.com/article/people-are-talking-about-this-chart-that-you-probably-shouldnt-look-at-if-you-dont-want-to-be-guilty-of-thoughtcrime
https://notthebee.com/article/people-are-talking-about-this-chart-that-you-probably-shouldnt-look-at-if-you-dont-want-to-be-guilty-of-thoughtcrime
I'm luvin' the title: Perp'll Reign ;-p. The thing is the maga Fascist was convicted of, let's face it, minor things. I'm mean hush money?! But of course Watergate was a minor thing compared to the genocide Nixon committed in SE Asia, the overthrow of democracy in Chile, etc. And they got Capon on income tax evasion. But the Perp'll soon Reign and bring destruction to this nation and world like we've never seen before. In that context I don't care much about hush money or groping a women decades ago. As for this election, surprised, not shocked. We know 1/2 the country consists of evil maga Fascists like the commenters here. And they'll always be here, but so will we. Gretchen-Gavin '28!
BB's half-blank comment might have been funny if today was January 20th.
WELL, THEIR POLICIES CAN’T REALLY WITHSTAND CRITICISM, SO THEY’RE NOT REALLY WRONG: Dems Blame Free Speech for Election Loss.
Flashback: Election Exclusive: British Advisors to Kamala Harris Hope to “Kill Musk’s Twitter.”
https://instapundit.com/683043/
Flashback: Election Exclusive: British Advisors to Kamala Harris Hope to “Kill Musk’s Twitter.”
https://instapundit.com/683043/
Miss me yet. Hey, maybe the Dems wouldn't have lost if they had run me instead of a candidate who was about as attractive as a hobo's dick cheese. But anyhow .. Say, what do Willie Brown and the 2024 election have in common ... They were both blown by Kamala Harris. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. But anyway ......... What was I talking about?
Hitler named Chancellor 1933. Purges began in 1938. The Holocaust is timelined at 1941. (look it up). It won't happen here Day One. But it will.
But seriously, KommieLiar Whoreass-rimming Satan-worshipers, I recommend you not behave like your fool idols right now. Drinking Drano is a horrible way to go, especially since its initial destruction of your throat might not be what actually kills you.
So much hate... maybe Yoda was right:
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
...and *so* much stupidity.
...not to mention the voter fraud. You know what wouldn't surprise me?
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
...and *so* much stupidity.
...not to mention the voter fraud. You know what wouldn't surprise me?
555, Phil. Sorry this comment got buried underneath all this deadweight.
I miss when chucky wouldn't allow some words
Great title!
I'm guessing that Ag & TCOP will realise the above comment did not come from me. Some people are so desperate for the recognition that comes from using other people's names to post, it's kinda pathetic.
How can this parody receive 500 votes with only 150 views. Someone must have voted more than once. Which party is famous for such manipulations? Most criticisms of Trump are devoid of substance and border on the childish. I'm sure there are real faults and failings he can be attributed with. The people who voted for him are well aware of them. But they don't let those faults interfere with the judgement of his fitness to get the job done. He is not auditioning for Pope, or the replacement for the late Fred Rogers. I think Trump has the potential to be a truly spectacular president. He's learned a few things in the past four years, I hope.
Patrick: looking from the other side of the Atlantic, there is only one side who indulges in voter fraud (both on Amiright and proven in the courts in the US). I disagree with your analysis of criticisms of Trump, and am somewhat dumbfounded that anyone might think that describing someone who has been shown to be in court a conman and a racist, someone who literally tried to subvert democracy when he lost (and that's ignoring the spouting of wild untruths with no idea of whether they are true or not).. that those criticisms are devoid of substance, let alone childish. Listen to him speak for any length of time, and you'd need to be lobotomised to think that this man has *any* understanding of what the job entails.
Oh, I think he has the potential to be a truly spectacular president, all right. If you like that kind of "spectacle". Listen to him: he hasn't learned *anything* in the past four years (probably nearer 40 from the sound of him). Except maybe the phrase "enemy within", I think that's a new one for him.
Oh, I think he has the potential to be a truly spectacular president, all right. If you like that kind of "spectacle". Listen to him: he hasn't learned *anything* in the past four years (probably nearer 40 from the sound of him). Except maybe the phrase "enemy within", I think that's a new one for him.
Patrick, the votes do not mean anything anymore due to a hack in the system, and the comments are being drowned in conservative "humor", people using fake names in attempts to opine on their personal hash about everyone else, and weird, existentially navel-gazing fake garbage about parody writing "talent". and the nature of plagiarizing comments. There are only a few veteran writers still contributing consistently (my personal urges to write parodies are hugely diminished in part due to this place's atmosphere). As Joker Jack said so eloquently in Batman 89 "THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA."
You sound so sexy when you are angry my darling Agrimorfee! I do love you so much!
Hey Phil! Me and my friends have been working on a Christmas parody album for a few years. I wanted to ask permission to record and post one or two of your songs to Youtube (credited of course). Let me know if that's okay and where the best place to reach you is. Keep up the incredible work, you're really an inspiration!
Hi Pat, which one(s) were you thinking of? Happy to say "yes"
Thanks Phil! We definitely want to do "Have Yourself a Pagan sort of Christmas" and we're also looking at "Twas the Morning of Christmas".
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