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Song Parodies -> "Domesticity 101"
Original Song Title:
"Synchronicity I"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Police
Parody Song Title:
"Domesticity 101"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
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Like Black Death this tableau
Chock full woes:
Domesticity
Look askance, at sweat pants:
That’s great romance?
Domesticity
Arguments unwinnable:
Mundane/metaphysical
Pot roast’s unacceptable
Shouting reach high decible
Life seems incorrectable
Partner’s so inflexible
Can she be more densible?
Wish she were convincible !
Underwear; it’s threadbare
I blaspheme
Domesticity
There’s dishes in the sink
The garbage stinks
Domesticity
Teens so unconvincible
That they’re not invincible
If they remain skeptical
I might be transgressible
Windows need Windexable
Flu - I’m unKleenexable
Has to be objectable
Overdrawing check-ables
Dog chews shoes, cat’s got fleas
Ironing shits me
Domesticity
There’s dust balls under all
Don’t enthrall
Domesticity
Washing comes out shrinkable
TV’s on the blink-able
Dinner is inedible
Partner’s most unbeddable
Pliantness unsexable
Sleeping Sominexible
Toddlers inconsolable
Debts seem so uncontrollable
Needless fights, then tense nights
Sure, it bites
Domesticity
Reflect on current course
Mustn’t kill in-laws, I must stop and pause
Domesticity...
Chock full woes:
Domesticity
Look askance, at sweat pants:
That’s great romance?
Domesticity
Arguments unwinnable:
Mundane/metaphysical
Pot roast’s unacceptable
Shouting reach high decible
Life seems incorrectable
Partner’s so inflexible
Can she be more densible?
Wish she were convincible !
Underwear; it’s threadbare
I blaspheme
Domesticity
There’s dishes in the sink
The garbage stinks
Domesticity
Teens so unconvincible
That they’re not invincible
If they remain skeptical
I might be transgressible
Windows need Windexable
Flu - I’m unKleenexable
Has to be objectable
Overdrawing check-ables
Dog chews shoes, cat’s got fleas
Ironing shits me
Domesticity
There’s dust balls under all
Don’t enthrall
Domesticity
Washing comes out shrinkable
TV’s on the blink-able
Dinner is inedible
Partner’s most unbeddable
Pliantness unsexable
Sleeping Sominexible
Toddlers inconsolable
Debts seem so uncontrollable
Needless fights, then tense nights
Sure, it bites
Domesticity
Reflect on current course
Mustn’t kill in-laws, I must stop and pause
Domesticity...
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Oh wow, you nailed the subject in all of its glory. I kept shaking my head at each line: "Yes, yes, yes and yes!"
(does this parody offer readers a heretofore untold glimpse into the private homelife of M&P? ;))
(does this parody offer readers a heretofore untold glimpse into the private homelife of M&P? ;))
BTW, M&P, your link at the bottom isn't working.
Thanks for the pointer on the link - I'll fix it next time.
As for your observation, P is happily married, and M is happily (recently - hooray!) separated. :-)
As for your observation, P is happily married, and M is happily (recently - hooray!) separated. :-)
5s to M&P, and many thanks to the Goddess(es) of Domesticity that my own experience with domesticity has never mimicked the Stress City here portrayed. :-)
And my parents wonder why I'm not married. 555
I loved this one! It does portray the chaotic situation of daily living . . I better start the laundry!!
Quite realistic....and poetic
A rhyming tour de force.
what john said.....you guys rock !
Aah bliss. Funny down to the last odd sock :)
Very good parody by the most notorious duo on AmIRight, I'm so glad you guys are back in full force.
The three "-able" verses were outstanding, and the rest of the parody was good as well.
Absolutely brilliant. Now, what'll you do with Synchronicity II?
I have been wondering the same thing, Mason. Thanks to everyone for their feedback :)
Very well synchronised. Your domestic habits are without repute.
Enjoyed this very much - Fives all round!
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