Song Parodies -> "Porkers Are All Doomed"

Original Song Title:

"Walking On The Moon"

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"Porkers Are All Doomed"

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The Lyrics

Sties in, kept, for meals to make
Porkers are all doomed
Fine slop thine piglets slake
Porkers are all doomed
Abbatoir means sever…
Porkers are all doomed
Meet their fate together…
Porkers are, porkers are all doomed

Pork is found in your house
Porkers are all doomed
Pork gets served in your house
Apple sauce-festooned
Bacon rinds at breakfast, found
Porkers are all doomed
Eat on Egg McMuffins, round
Porkers are, porkers sure are doomed

Mmm! Love Babe
A herder of sheep all day ? No way!
Have another slice, I say, some save
The crackling for ‘nother day, yummay!
A hammish array!

Sparing ribs won’t luau grace
Porkers are all doomed
I’ll pop a shank in face
Porkers are all doomed
Put in snout an apple
Porkers are all doomed
Serve ‘em with pineapple
Porkers are, porkers are all doomed

Sau-sage - yea!
Let’s pickle those feet away; buffet!
(But if it’s Rabbis they say: pigs ‘way!
And Allah might say: No way! Chew - nay!)
Let’s braise or souffle!

Heat it up…
Heat it up…
Heat it up…

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alvin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

hate the OS...love this...especially liked "apple sauce festooned"

John Barry - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

Hamtastic!

AFW - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

Very tasty to the chops...

lilGreatLaker - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

Pork chops from Omaha are the best, at least my ~GreatLaker~ relatives always said so, due to the cornfeeding ?? PS: try cranberry sauce (homemade, Wisc. grown) It' s preferable to applesauce!! This write makes me hungry for it right now, Sir !

Below Average Dave - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment

Certainly not PETA fans:) (Fifty ways to Piss off PETA still in my head. . .) The Egg McMuffins line caught me off-guard, loved it--except that now I'm kinda hungry. . .Hawaiian Pizza it is!

mandamoo - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Get some pork on your fork. Chop, chop ! It's always baffled me how they get the bacon to be round on those McDonald's muffins...?! Love the Babe reference ! Funny :)

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