Song Parodies -> "Secret Burning"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Journey"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Secret Burning"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Another entry from the unreleased archive vault.

Original song on YouTube

I’ve got a secret burning
First felt it on the can
Entwined in painful schism
In crotch, my groans began

Fingers, they curled, mind swirling
My hole, it yelped in pain
This buzzin’ scene: non-plus you
No dignity remained...

Leak took at night, I was starkers
Pain pervades – intense - persists
And when you find you’ve secret burning
You will find it hard to piss

Tablets, in vain, I swallowed
My vision: slightly blurred
Cripes! Pain, it overtook me
Off face, me words were slurrrbed...

Searing pains bite in the darkness
You shrill, rage, cuss, swear and hiss
And when di’gnosed, your secret burning
Better times, you’ll reminisce

‘Crutiating in the darkness
Penicillin fixes this
Thanks to Alexander Fleming
You will think your life is bliss

And when you've sated secret burning
You will fe-el whole again
And when Doc’s slaked your secret burning
You’ll feel calm on bowl again
And when dissuaded, secret burning
You’ll be in control again
And when re-faced with secret burning
You will see the chemist man

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