-> "Praised Be Quetzalcoatl(Then Kiss You Aztec Goodby"
Original Song Title:
"Message In A Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Praised Be Quetzalcoatl(Then Kiss You Aztec Goodby"
The Lyrics
In our sunny land
tried to live in peace, oh
to our Gods we pray
the ones who make us be so
Give us rain and sun
and the food we eat
When we pray to them it makes us feel complete, so
I give this blessing addressed to you
Sending this blessing addressed to you
I hope my God receives this
I hope that he believes this
I hope he will accept my
Praise to Quetzalcoatl; Praise
Praised be Quetzalcoatl; Pray
Big ships come; white men land from these boats
Guns and diseases; they tear us apart
Quetzalcoatl, protect us from them
Drive them from these shores
I pray with all my heart
Oh, “Quetz”, I crave your blessings; please
Make Spaniards stop oppressing; Jeez
This is quite so distressing
So tired of acquiescing
We pray you'll be addressing
Help us, Quetzalcoatl; Say
praised be, Quetzalcoatl; Praise
Praise to Quetzalcoatl; Pray
Help us, Quetzalcoatl; Hey
Now we're in mourning
because our culture we've lost
No more Quetzalcoatl
Priests say, “Jesus is Boss”
Holy crap, I find myself so confused
Please put yourself in my place
You won't be amused
Oh, Quetzalcoatl; who we have blessed
Oh God, please extract us from this mess
I hope you hear my blessing
This matter's rather pressing
I pray you'll be addressing
Save us, Quetzalcoatl; Say
praise to Quetzalcoatl; Praise
Praised be Quetzalcoatl; Pray
Help us, Quetzalcoatl; Hey
Please extract us from this mess
‘Cause we are in deep distress
This new God; I'm not impressed
Situation; please address
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