Song Parodies -> "Don't Find the 'Zines, Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Original Performer:

"Don't Find the 'Zines, Angelina"

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The Lyrics

My second entry in Stu's Brangelina project. Angelina may have bad taste in music, as I said earlier, but she comes down HARD on Brad's girlie mag stash...

(Brad Pitt)
Yes, I get horny
When I see you,
But you seem to forget I'm a male
I like to ogle a whole buffet of chicks
They say it's crazy
Since you're my girl, but I can't stop my lust
Those suspicious stains on my hands?
They're just from the kids' baby wipes!

Yeah, I am such a sucker
For busty blondes
(That's why I pester you with the bleach...)
When you're out doing shopping, I break out the Playboy
I get great pleasure
Spending some time with my good old friend "Will"
But if you knew about my vice
You'd surely dump me and move on

Don't find the "zines, Angelina,
Uh, I DON'T subscribe to Hustler!
Yes, I know well how
Your brain is working
But a guy's gotta
Have some good jerking

I just don't get it
Con-sid-er-ing...
You went to make out with your bro
But when it comes to me, you ban my centerfold
And I know you still
Possess your lockets of ol' Billy Bob's blood
I think I'm a BIT more restrained
So can't you just give boobs a chance?

Don't find the "zines, Angelina,
I know that I won't go blind, yeah!
This just is not fair
My porn mags you hate
You say I'm a perv
But you go vibrate

Just see it my way!
You know that I still worship and adore you a lot
And if it turns out what I do's a sin
Then hell will be REALLY
damn
hot

Don't trash my "zines, Angelina!

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Johnny D - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

5 + 5 + 5 = whose age, Cat? LOL! Good job.

2Eagle - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

You chose the right name - meow, meow. Now write a song that will make them disappear.

Cat - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Heh, Cat's actually a shortened version of my real name. And I do quite like cats.

Stuart McArthur - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

yes, that lack of understanding by women towards their beloveds' porn collection has brought down many a loving union - will Brangelina be powerful enough to withstand such forces? - only time will tell - LOL, Cat - 555

Red Ant - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Interesting question; If Angelina was your (my) women, would you need those 'zines? Hmm, I don't know. Great ending with this:

"And if it turns out what I do's a sin
Then hell will be REALLY
damn
hot

Lol.

Cat - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Uh, Red Ant, I'm a girl. And I don't actually find Brad Pitt attractive, I just threw that in since a lot of women do, and Brad himself strikes me as being somewhat narcissistic.

Red Ant - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I know Cat, I was more thinking aloud than posing that question specifically to you.

Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Keep in mind, Ant and Cat, that being a woman has previously not been a barrier for Angelina's attentions.

Nytro - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment

wow this one sucked, the song wasnt even by madonna

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