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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stench Me In"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Fence Me In"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Stench Me In"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Oh, give me space
Clean air space
Under bright blue skies above
Don't Stench Me In
Let me ride
With some pride
Through the cities that I love
Don't Stench Me In
Want to breathe strong and deep
With no cough or wheeze
From healthy lungs that inflate at a gentle ease
Air surpassing freshness of an island breeze
Don't Stench Me In
Love scent of spruce, while I'm biking, or I'm hiking
Under unpolluted skies
No smog induced factory fuming should be looming
Till the EPA gets wise
Let me inhale and exhale with no chest that wrenches
Gaze without haze from clean urban benches
I love being outdoors, but I can't stand stenches,
Don't Stench Me In
Clean air space
Under bright blue skies above
Don't Stench Me In
Let me ride
With some pride
Through the cities that I love
Don't Stench Me In
Want to breathe strong and deep
With no cough or wheeze
From healthy lungs that inflate at a gentle ease
Air surpassing freshness of an island breeze
Don't Stench Me In
Love scent of spruce, while I'm biking, or I'm hiking
Under unpolluted skies
No smog induced factory fuming should be looming
Till the EPA gets wise
Let me inhale and exhale with no chest that wrenches
Gaze without haze from clean urban benches
I love being outdoors, but I can't stand stenches,
Don't Stench Me In
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'Twould be nice... Unfortunately true modern spin on the oldie. Five Bings.
living in LA all my life, i doubt i could handle clean air
Thanks, Guys...and Happy NuYeer to ya'
AFW, just wanted to let you know, I'm not grading because I really don't know anything by Bing Crosby--but as always your lyrics are funny, I did grade your Christmas parodies from yesterday, overslept right into work today. . .getting caught up now.
This was a breath of fresh air!
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