There’s three chumps gone down in quite a rout;
Four of ’em still around; two especially loud shout.
They may yet draw blood—
What a treat! Watch ’em mistreat
Each other and sling the mud.

What a crabby crew: Porky and the fella who
Is extremely bland.
By PACs and them, the flames are fanned.

They’re nasty as can be, will say any crud.
What a treat to take a seat,
Watch the Mitt and Gingrich mud.

Porky—wow! He’ll say shit;
Good looks won’t defray shit.
What a show! What a trip!
How they pound each other, got snarling lips.

Oy! that Newt, he kills me.
Oy! that Mitt is silly.

What a show when they blow
So much smoke that a fire you’d think did grow.

There’s three chumps gone down; more will drop out;
Four of ’em still around; two take turns with a pout,
Yet they may draw blood.
What a treat! Watch ’em mistreat
Each other and sling the mud.
What a treat to take a seat,
Watch the Mitt and Gingrich mud.

What a cranky crew: Porky and the fella who
Is extremely bland.
No PACs vobiscum in the land.

They’re nasty as can be, and they sure ain’t buds.
What a treat to take a seat,
Watch the Mitt and Gingrich mud.