Song Parodies -> "Lead the Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Right Back"

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Original Performer:

"Lead the Jack"

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The Lyrics

I want you to tell me why you led with the Queen
Your stupidity was plain
I want you to know that since you led with that Queen
Something must have shorted in your brain

Think about the trumps we had
Within our hands to use
That good strategy that we were gonna play, if you'd
Led the jack, we would have won it
And we would be up a hundred
I'm so cheesed off I can't say

You may just as well have called no trumps - led a three
Tried to confuse them that way
I want you to know the meaning of strategy
Make them guess about which card you'll play

Think about the loads of fun
Before I partnered you
That ol' God of cards, he should not let you play, poor me
There's no chance that we can win it
Hand's worthless, may as well bin it
Told me you knew how to play

Told me you knew how to play
I've nothing nice left to say
I've nothing nice left to say
I've nothing nice left to say

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royce miller - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Welcome back--missed you

Peregrin - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Royce - feeling is mutual

Bobo - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for leading me to this parody, Meriadoc. Pacing is perfect, and humour is great. Matt

mandamoo - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Hooray ! You're back and in fine form !

Peregrin - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Knew you would appreciate an EB tune Bobo!

Meriadoc - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank-you Bo and Moo! And Royce, we are glad to be back in the swing of things...

LynC - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I really like these older tunes.

Poison Girl - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL! Has Marion :) ;) :D seen this? HAHA

Tommy Turtle - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment

I used to play Bridge in the younger days, although it was a bit odd being the only under-30 in a room full of women over 60. If one had lower standards, one could have made quite a bit of money from that situation, and not with a deck of cards....

Definitely can empathize, esp. going solo and being partnered with whatever other odd (!) player was there. Best was when there was no one, and I got to play with the tournament director (expert). 555s for a parody written with great -- dare I say it? --- "finesse". xD

Peregrin - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks TT. This is a nice simple one, but as you stated, it helps to be able to identify with the problem.

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