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Song Parodies -> "Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Up, Little Susie"

Original Performer:

Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé. Weight's up.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Weight's up.

The poundage, up it creeps.
You've just downed a whole sheep.
You're movin' slower, can hardly walk. . .
All fried in tallow deep.

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,

Whatta you doin' with your paw?
You got the thing stuck in your maw.
Stuffin' your face with that fat French food,
Like foie gras, gras.

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,

I told you, matzo's calories, about ten,
But you've been goin' for goose liver again.

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet.
You gotta atone.

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet.
The manteca* was quite hot,
Into it some butter was plopped.
The fat count's steep, the goose is cooked,
This revved gustation must stop!

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,

Whatta you doin' with your paw?
You got the thing stuck in your maw.
Stuffin' your face with that fat French food,
Like foie gras, gras.

Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
[Re-eat and fade]

*lard
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Kristof Robertson - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
How in God's name do you come up with these titles, JB? ;-) 5555
Johnny D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Tres bien, monsieur!!
Adagio - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehe! Titles superb and so is the rest (how DO you come up with these titles?) Smiled the whole way through. 5's
Rick Cormier - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
A literary (and culinary) delight!!! Very funny, John!! 555
AFW - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Food for thought...555
Guy - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't weight for your next food parody. Well done John.
alvin rhodes - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i gained 5 pounds...you gained 5 points
John Barry - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Rick AFW, Guy, Alvin, Kristof, Adagio (the titles--just try to find words that sound like the originals).
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL - a point for all 5 food groups
martha - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
your goose is really cookin John!!
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever stuff as always.
Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
best title of the day

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