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Song Parodies -> "Buy, Buy Love"

Original Song Title:

"Bye, Bye, Love"

Original Performer:

Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Buy, Buy Love"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Buy, buy, love.
My, my--clapiness!
Hello, bonely pest.
My link feels like it's been fried.
Buy, buy, love.
Indiscreet caress
Yellow ven'ry mess
I wish I were runnin' dry-y,
Dry, dry would I like wood dry.

She said, "Hey, baby,
What's up? Are you?
But she was clappy,
I wish I knew.
First she said, "Baby,
Just schlep it in."
Then I had no pants
Or tight calfskin.

CHORUS

"You need Cipro, man,"
Says doc with glove.
"You must stop mountin'
Those paid for love.

"I've finished squeezin',
Now I'll release.
Take eight days of these--
Discharge should cease.

"This won't be pleasin':
Here is my fee.
But lovin' ladies
Charge more than me."

Bye, bye, drugs,
Bye, bye, clapiness,
Fell'o, bonely fress--
The chink just below the eyes
Bite, bite, dried love, wood bite. . . .

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Kristof Robertson - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Why are STDs so goddamn funny? A syphilitic set of 5s for you, John.
Johnny D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
555 mg of Parodyxin.
AFW - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey John...Welcome to the "Buy Buy Love" club...I done one in December.....I think yours is probably funnier tho...
alvin rhodes - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job but i feel like i need a shower now...5s
John Barry - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, JD, Alvin, AFW (I couldn't find yours).
AFW - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
John....if you list "Buy Buy Love" here in AIR parody search it comes up...
John Barry - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
OK. Found it. And a good "Buy Buy" it is.
Rick Cormier - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice hook, John!! 5's
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Why are they so funny, Kristof? Because he's one of the best parodists on thie site... oh, I thought you said S.T.G.
Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
My favorite parody of the day

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