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Song Parodies -> "Wily Crones Mean Business"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"Wily Crones Mean Business"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
They’re scheming each night; they’re a coven bunch….
got a jarful of eyeballs of newt.
Got a cauldron boiling; inside that,
an evil stew.
Wily crones mean business
with their sorcery.
From the roads they haul dead toads
and frogs, croaked recently.
Wicked spells applying
to good-people teams.
Wily crones are wicked—
unwholesome are their schemes.
Boiling toads are just one mode
of evil sorcery.
Out from hell they’re flying
as a broomstick team.
Flying crones ain’t listless
as through the skies they scream,
to haunt you in your dreams.
got a jarful of eyeballs of newt.
Got a cauldron boiling; inside that,
an evil stew.
Wily crones mean business
with their sorcery.
From the roads they haul dead toads
and frogs, croaked recently.
Wicked spells applying
to good-people teams.
Wily crones are wicked—
unwholesome are their schemes.
Boiling toads are just one mode
of evil sorcery.
Out from hell they’re flying
as a broomstick team.
Flying crones ain’t listless
as through the skies they scream,
to haunt you in your dreams.
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