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Song Parodies -> "Chancres Are"

Original Song Title:

"Chances Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"Chancres Are"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Chancres are nodes impairing willie skin--
You moan when one comes in to view.
Chances are you have made love with someone who
Gave you exposure to the spirochaetes
When moaning when you were entwined,
Chancing darting in--not smart: latex left behind.

In the moshpit of the poontight,
Between thighs, like "Huis-Clos" here.
Channeled spar then is grievously marred;
Pustulous pies prompt purplish sties.

Then you feel mawful might be
A better form of lechery;
In buccal chink, your wood.
Then chance of marred, a chancred spar are not so good.

Where one hawks spit for a groom bite--
There to ply an enclosed spear.
Shangri La, the moue cleaved for the spar--
Purple prose purvey. . .unpursed wide.

When you've healed, it's jawful squeeze;
You've sunk your boneful hunk with ease.
When you choose chink for wood,
Don't chance a part for chancred spar; maw feels good.

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Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
See, the thing about John Barry is...not only does he think of parodies that make you say, "Damn, I shoulda thought-a that a long time ago," he also makes you think, ponder and grab a dictionary while you giggle.
alvin - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
ya had me at the title...lol
MrMacphisto - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Contagiously funny... 5-5-5
TJC - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Wondrous wordplay... the `spiring Keats of spirochetes!
Tommy Turte - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
The imaginative syllable-matching makes this really "stand out", so to speak.
John Barry - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee, Alvin, Mr, TJC, TT.
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Is it amazing the power of an additional letter? Spot on as usual., JAB. 555

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