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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself a Merdy Spittle Kiss-Ass"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merdy Spittle Kiss-Ass"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The heart warming Christmas song Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas was immortalized by Judy Garland when she sang this song to Margaret O'Brien and brought tears to the eyes of the audience. The lyricist for Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas was Ralph Blane and the haunting music was composed by Hugh MartinThe song Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas was first published in 1943. The title of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas is undoubtedly one of the saddest Christmas songs of the century.
Have yourself a merdy spittle kiss-ass,
Make the drool tool glide way
Off the butt
And give the boss a smile today.
Here you are, watching his globes sway,
Lapping moldy bomb-bay door.
Rating depends on how you buss;
Slavering lowers the score.
Through the years,
He's kept you on a tether,
And your face is brown.
You're a shining star, and yet he holds you down—
Promotes more adept merdy spittle kiss-ass clowns.
Make the drool tool glide way
Off the butt
And give the boss a smile today.
Here you are, watching his globes sway,
Lapping moldy bomb-bay door.
Rating depends on how you buss;
Slavering lowers the score.
Through the years,
He's kept you on a tether,
And your face is brown.
You're a shining star, and yet he holds you down—
Promotes more adept merdy spittle kiss-ass clowns.
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Yikes! Here's hoping that ain't the voice of excrementerience!
Take the buss, and leave the ass-kissing to us...Pretty hairy stuff here...lol
Not personal, JD, but I have been amazed to watch one of my clients lose market share while concurrently retaining among the deadest of the deadwood. AFW, thanks.
spittle ?...wasn't that one of santa's reindeer ?
I saw this once. The boss made a quick right turn and the employee's nose was broken in the manuever.
Breaking through the "glass ceiling" by removing the first two letters? Looks like you've got it licked, JB ;-)
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