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Song Parodies -> "Rigid-Spouse Chub"

Original Song Title:

"MMC Theme Song"

Original Performer:

MIckey Mouse Club

Parody Song Title:

"Rigid-Spouse Chub"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Grooves his sweetie with a chub
That's made like forged Fe*
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E

High there, hoist there, hold there
It's as welcome as can be
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E

Rigid spouse, rigid spouse

For levering this hole-banger is high,
High, high, high!

Kong-like schlong's singularly long
With joint she's jammed boree
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E

Rigid-spouse chub
It halves her buns
Then changes places:
Pie, pie, pie pie!

They do things
Involving faces
Then go "'round the world"
Bodies arching

Groove he treats with muff-stir mug
She mates him orally
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E

High there, hoist there, hold there
It's a tracheoscopy
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E

Rigid spouse, rigid spouse

Forge member on lactation anvil
Pry, pry, pry, pry

Jugs like tongs impinge the schlong
Anoints the mammaries
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Yoidy - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I never knew the Mickey Mouse Song would be subjected to such filth! 555
TJC - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Humorous and whack-y! Ol' man Disney's up to 'bout 200 RPM spin rate by now... (5's for tracheoscopy alone!)
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy, TJC.
Matthias - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
So.... Is this the Minnie Mouse Club March???
PMS - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Delightfully Goofy! I too give fives for tracheoscopy.
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I second PMS's "delightfully goofy" - and I like to imagine Annette Funicello singing this one, JAB - 555
Red Ant - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I third the "It's a tracheoscopy" line by itself as making this 5s-worthy. I've wanted to do this OS for some time; always got the number of letters or their accents/rhymes off in the spelling part. And, I have to say this is the first time in quite a while I didn't need your footnote(s) to explain a word. 555

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