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Song Parodies -> "Nix-This-Slouch-Putz Theme Song"
Original Song Title:
"MMC Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Mickey Mouse Club
Parody Song Title:
"Nix-This-Slouch-Putz Theme Song"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Who's a leader in a cult
And runs for office high?
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Could he win? Don't go there!
The thought makes we want to cry.
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney,
Forever will be pander till he di-i-i-ies.
Chump is wrong; he don't belong;
His win would be our plight.
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Mitt Romney, shmuck.
I'll be glum
If he wins the race.
Ay-yi-yi-yi!
It's appalling,
His jerk-smirk face
Leading the free world?
That thought's galling!
Who's the creepy flip-flop putz
Running for office high?
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
He would get us nowhere;
He should sell used cars, this guy,
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney,
Forever will be pander. Lips move: Li-i-i-ies.
Chump is wrong; he don't belong
In that big house that's white,
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Epilogue:
Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney,
Panderer and ideas go bankrupt. . .
Bye, bye, bye, bye!
Chump, so long. I guess not strong,
Voters' wish for this guy.
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
And runs for office high?
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Could he win? Don't go there!
The thought makes we want to cry.
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney,
Forever will be pander till he di-i-i-ies.
Chump is wrong; he don't belong;
His win would be our plight.
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Mitt Romney, shmuck.
I'll be glum
If he wins the race.
Ay-yi-yi-yi!
It's appalling,
His jerk-smirk face
Leading the free world?
That thought's galling!
Who's the creepy flip-flop putz
Running for office high?
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
He would get us nowhere;
He should sell used cars, this guy,
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney,
Forever will be pander. Lips move: Li-i-i-ies.
Chump is wrong; he don't belong
In that big house that's white,
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
Epilogue:
Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney,
Panderer and ideas go bankrupt. . .
Bye, bye, bye, bye!
Chump, so long. I guess not strong,
Voters' wish for this guy.
M-I-double T-R-O-M-N-E-Y.
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Actually, I want to take my vote back and give 555 rather than 455. The little pacing hitch I feel in "M-I-double ...T" disappears when I think of the mid-word stagger in "double" as "DUH! BULL!" ... which applies well enough to the turkey your parody targets. :-)
good stuff, John! all 5s
Now try and do one about Huckabee. It'll be a hoot, I'm sure :-)
Annette grants you her royal mousekateer approval of 555.
Thanks, Stan. I should have hyphenated dou-ble to accentuate the pacing. Thanks, Harry. I have a Huckabee parody of the same OS but may wait till he drops out also. Madame, thanks.
Funny politics
Mitt is done...I don't care...magic underwear
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