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Song Parodies -> "Only Jews"

Original Song Title:

"Only You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Only Jews"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

As sung by Mel Gibson.
Only Jews control the world, fists tight.
Only Jews make loan sharkness look right.
Only Jews and Jews alone
Would kill Christ in cahoots,
Then fill their pockets with lucre and loot.

Only Jews will not make change for me
'Cause it's true, they practice usury.
Can't unclench their hands,
This big-nosed band; they rule Hollywood too.

Oops, I screamed when stewed,
All world's wars caused by Jews.

Oh oh, what'd I do? I quite deranged, they say.
But my dad belongs to Opus Dei.
He says it's a scam
That Hitler and his crew didn't go through
With their dream to undo each and every Jew.

It's all those f*cking Jews!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
JESUS WAS JEWISH!!!
Matthias - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh and this parody get's 5 stars of David!
malcolm higgins - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
4 hava nagilas for this beaut

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