Bye-bye, gov,
bye-bye, haplessness,
Hello, Olympics?
Voters said you’re not the guy-uy,
bye-bye, buy gov, goodbye-ye.

Bye-bye, gov,
bye-bye, campaign mess,
hello, empty quest.
That quest was doomed to die-ie,
bye-bye, fried gov, goodbye-ye.

There went a campaign that was askew.
It sure was hapless; it sure was blew
’cause it was lamely run and caved in.
Goodbye. . .had no chance, turns out, to win.

Bye-bye, gov,
bye-bye, pander fest,
hello, broken quest.
You ain’t gonna be the guy-uy,
Buy, buy, couldn’t buy it. By-ye!

Bye-bye, gov,
bye-bye, panderness,
hello, sect-iness.
You fecklessly sought the pie,
bye-bye, fried gov, goodbye-ye.

He’s through. . .had no chance, the once-Mass.-gov.
He’s through with mountin’ a chance to shove
out he who holds the presidency.
Mitt don’t get White House residency.

Bye-bye, gov,
bye-bye, hapless quest,
hello, emptiness.
You ain’t bought the office high.
Bye-bye, buy gov, goodbye-ye.

Bye-bye, gov,
bye-bye, PAC-spree fest,
hello, Deseret
The quest was bound to die-ie
Bye-bye, fried gov, ye-ye.

[fade away on]
Try-buy, can’t gov, goodbye-ye.