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These are lyrics that do NOT rhyme. This page contains the most recent examples.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Latest Entries

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Sabaton's, "Ghost Division"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Always ahead as the blitzkrieg rages on,
Breaking morale with the sound of blazing guns.
Why They're Misrhymed:
The words, "on" and "guns" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Close Every Door to Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
If my life were important, I
Would ask will I live or die.
But I know the answers
Lie far from this world.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Not only does "world" not rhyme with anything else, but it's the only verse in the song that ends with a non-rhyming word.
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Close Every Door to Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Close every door to me,
Hide all the world from me...
Do what you want with me,
Hate me and laugh at me...
Why They're Misrhymed:
The song rhymes "me" with itself.
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Any Dream Will Do"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
A crash of drums,
A flash of light.
My golden coat
Flew out of sight.
The colors faded into darkness,
I was left alone.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Alone" doesn't rhyme with "darkness".
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Potiphar"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Joseph's looks and handsome figure
Had attracted her attention.
Every morning she would beckon,
"Come and lie with me, love."
Joseph wanted to resist her,
Till one day she proved too eager.
Joseph cried in vain,
"Please stop, I don't believe in free love."
Potiphar was counting sheckels
In his den below the bedroom,
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Clattering above him.
Suddenly he knew his riches
Couldn't buy him what he wanted.
Gold would never make him happy
If she didn't love him.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Both paragraphs end with the same word rhyming with itself ["love", "him"] .
Submitted by: Katy
Van Halen's, "Jump"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Ah, might as well jump,
Might as well jump.
Go ahead and jump,
Go ahead and jump.
Why They're Misrhymed:
He says "jump" at the end of every line in the chorus.
Submitted by: Katy
Van Halen's, "Jump"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Hey you,
Who said that?
Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know,
You won't know until you begin.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Been" and "begin" do not rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
Jonathan Young's, "Ultramarines"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We serve beneath the flag,
We make the traitors beg.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Beg" doesn't rhyme with "flag".
Submitted by: Katy
Catherine Wheel's, "Crank"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Call me crank, my idea Crank, so super Crank, my conscience clear
Why They're Misrhymed:
Ironically, the previous entry for this misrhymed lyric is actually a misheard lyric! It acrually does rhyme in the song, since Rob pronounces idea "eye-DEER", and super "sue-PEER"
Submitted by: Tony
Sabaton's, "Long Live the King"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Killed by his own or by his foes, turned the tide,
300 years still no-one knows, the secret remains.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Tide" and "remains" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy

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