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Fun Music Information -> Bif Naked
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Beth Torbert. Submitted by: newsound
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bif Clothed | She's not QUITE naked. | Shilo |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Love My Elf Today" | "I Love Myself Today" | Regina Haniger |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Died," | If you're dead, you can't sing or say anything. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "I Died," Bif Naked | "Say Hello 2 Heaven," Temple Of The Dog |
| "I Died," Bif Naked | "The End," The Doors |
| "I Died," Bif Naked | "The Real End," Rickie Lee Jones |
| "I Died," Bif Naked | "Worst That Could Happen," Brooklyn Bridge |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Glove Myself Today" originally "I Love Myself Today"
Makes one less thing the rest of us have to do.
Peter
Change a Letter:
"I Lose Myself Today" originally "I Love Myself Today"
And stay lost.
Peter
"I Move Myself Today" originally "I Love Myself Today"
Good, because the rest of us were busy.
Peter
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Let Down" | "Ditty" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears" | "I'm Afraid Of Bin Laden" | Vostok Hazard |
| "Tango Shoes" | "Mango Booze" | Tifanie J. Lamiel |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Tango Shoes | Dance School | erica |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Twitch | Tourrette's Syndrome Helpline | erica |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| A Moment Like This Kelly Clarkson | Moment of Weakness Bif Naked | A Moment Of Weakness Like This | Anne |
| Spaceman Bif Naked | Space Oddity David Bowie | Spaceman's Space Oddity In space, no one can hear you scream... | Prototype |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Biff Rose Naked
Biff Rose combined with Bif Naked
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Bif Barenaked Ladies
Bif Naked combined with Barenaked Ladies
Or Barenaked Bif Ladies...or Bifnaked Ladies!
Submitted By: Nude Yogi Bear
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
Original Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lovers on the line
| "Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't get my mother off my back
She blow a fart and drive me crazy. Original Lyrics: Can't get my mother off my back
She don't have far to go to drive me crazy. |
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool 'cause I'm a rocker. Original Lyrics: Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool who's off her rocker. | "I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lovers, I'm a lion.
Original Lyrics: With a chatroom full of lovers on the line.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
Original Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lovers on the line
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Meg I didn't even think it was that strange a lyric for her to put into a song ... I mean, have you heard her poem tracks?! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Love Myself Today"
Better Lyrics:
He's gonna make the play Comrade Alexei
He shoots, he scores! He's on the breakaway
He shoots, he scores! He's on the breakaway
Original Lyrics:
I love myself today Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm I'm gonna be OK
I'm cool, I'm calm I'm gonna be OK
Submitted by: RazorBlade !6
Song Title Space Change:
"Vamp Ire" originally "Vampire"
Ire of a vamp could be as bad as a vampire!
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie
Band Name Anagrams:
Bin Faked Submitted by: Ruby Gillespie
Bad Knife Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Fake Bind Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Baked Fin Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Find Beak Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Loved A Toy Myself" originally "I Love Myself Today"
Submitted by: Don Bass
"Ma Viper" originally "Vampire"
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Video game roles"
In 2001, she appeared in SSX Tricky, in which she co-starred with David Arquette, Billy Zane, Lucy Liu, Macy Gray, and Oliver Platt. She also appeared again, as her character appeared in later games in the series.
Submitted by: JeReMy
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Playboy Magazine
Submitted by: Nude Yogi Bear
Skin Care Products
When you're naked, you show skin.
Submitted by: Run
