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1960s
The Anita Kerr Singers as The Little Dippers', "Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold meat, kiss meat, whisper sweetly, that you love me, forever.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, kiss me, whisper sweetly, that you love me forever.
 
1970s
Glen Campbell's, "Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in L.A.)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Country boy, you got your feet in a lake
But your mind's on Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Country boy, you got your feet in L.A.,
But your mind's on Tennessee
Jigsaw's, "Love Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be confused
Original Lyrics:
Think of you
Michael Jackson's, "Got to Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone too easy
Original Lyrics:
Got to be there
The Sylvers', "Boogie Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Booby eagle
Original Lyrics:
Boogie fever
 
1980s
INXS's, "What You Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learn to read
Original Lyrics:
What you need
Keith Sweat's, "I Want Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, it seems surreal
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, it seems so real
Musical Youth's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's leave for today
Original Lyrics:
So let's live for today
 
1990s
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't calm down
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're making it on for lease
Original Lyrics:
You're making it hard for me
Usher's, "My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nuke it
or
Milk it
Original Lyrics:
New kicks
 
country
Alabama's, "I'm in a Hurry (And Don't Know Why)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I rush and rush until that's no fun
Original Lyrics:
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
Charlie Rich's, "Mohair Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fast-talking, slow-walking, good-looking, walking Calf's path
Original Lyrics:
Fast-talking, slow-walking, good-looking Mohair Sam
Gabby Barrett's, "Pick Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch a full moon crash on some sunrise lea
Original Lyrics:
Watch a full moon crash on some sunrise wheat
Hailey Whitters', "Everything She Ain't"
Misheard Lyrics:
But believe me, honey putteth money in the bank
or
But believe me, honey put his money in the bank
or
But believe me, honey, put this money in the bank
Original Lyrics:
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
Julianne Hough's, "That Song in My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna hear it
So I can watch that video

I got in my head of a 2x4
Dancin' in the bed of a two-tone Ford
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna hear it
So I can watch that video

I got in my head of a blue-eyed boy
Dancin' in the bed of a two-tone Ford
Julianne Hough's, "That Song in My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna hear it
So I can watch that video

I've got in my head like a 2x4
Dancin' in the bed of a two-tone Ford
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna hear it
So I can watch that video

I got in my head of a blue-eyed boy
Dancin' in the bed of a two-tone Ford
Lady Antebellum's, "Heart Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pay my Lynn dress
Original Lyrics:
I paint my lips red
Lady Antebellum's, "I Run to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the North Star's comin' undone
Original Lyrics:
And when it all starts comin' undone
Lainey Wilson's, "Wildflowers and Wild Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through barbed wire and valleys and overgrown bales
or
Through barbed wire and valleys and overgrown bales
Original Lyrics:
Through barbed wire and valleys and overgrown dells
Martina McBride's, "Happy Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a face of stone
And a heart of glue
Original Lyrics:
Had a face of stone
And a heart of gloom
Martina McBride's, "Safe in the Arms of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Safe in the younger love
or
Safely beyond the love
Original Lyrics:
Safe in the arms of love
Mary Chapin Carpenter's, "Down at the Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Gulf storm blowin' in the town at night
Livin' on the Delta's quiet shore
They've got hurricane parties every time it blows
But here I go in just a cold, cold rain
Original Lyrics:
A Gulf storm blowin' into town tonight
Livin' on the Delta's quite a show
They got hurricane parties every time it blows
But here up north it's a cold, cold rain
Mary Chapin Carpenter's, "Down at the Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tenacious
Original Lyrics:
Hey, cher
Mary Chapin Carpenter's, "Down at the Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they fence me up, I'm gonna find my feet
or
When they fix me up, I'm gonna find my feet
Original Lyrics:
When it lifts me up, I'm gonna find my feet
Mary Chapin Carpenter's, "Down at the Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you learn to dance, when you rock and roll
When you learn to sway with the do-si-do
When you learn to love that fatal show
When you hear a fiddle show live on
Original Lyrics:
Well you learned to dance with your rock'n'roll
You learned to swing with a do-si-do
But you learn to love at the fais-so-do
When you hear a little Jolie Blon
Mel McDaniel's, "Louisiana Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother Bill and my other brother Jack
Headed for the beer and a possum in a sack
Original Lyrics:
My brother Bill and my other brother Jack
Belly full of beer and a possum in a sack
Michael Martin Murphey's, "Long Line of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son you come from a long line of lovers
Original Lyrics:
Son you come from a long line of love
Michael Martin Murphey's, "Long Line of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have come from the hard land we love
Original Lyrics:
Son you come from a long line of love
Michael Martin Murphey's, "Long Line of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I come from a long line of lovers
Original Lyrics:
You see I come from a long line of love
Miranda Lambert's, "Me and Charlie Talking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie always said he liked a leap year
Original Lyrics:
Charlie always said he'd like to leave here
Montgomery Gentry's, "My Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just up the road, a pale blue water tower
With "I love Julie" painted in bright green
Original Lyrics:
Just up the road, a pale blue water tower
With "I love Jennie" painted in bright green
Paul Brandt's, "I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't change from day to day
Or work so better
Original Lyrics:
It won't change from day to day
For worse or better
Rascal Flatts', "Bob That Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobcat hell
Original Lyrics:
Bob that head
Rhett Akins', "Don't Get Me Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
If three kids and I saw the light,
I could go on about this all night
Original Lyrics:
Then we kissed and I saw the light
I could go on about this all night
Rhett Akins', "Don't Get Me Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were miles from nowhere, but somehow, our other love found us
Original Lyrics:
We were miles from nowhere, but somehow or other, love found us
Rhett Akins', "Don't Get Me Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
With three kids and "I Saw the Light",
I could go on about this all night
Original Lyrics:
Then we kissed and I saw the light
I could go on about this all night
Sawyer Brown's, "The Boys and Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to make the way things ought
Er, the way things used to be
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to make the way things are
The way things used to be
Shania Twain's, "Crime of the Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was lookin' through your modular home
Like a tape couldn't leave it alone
That's how you get when you hurt to the phone
One too many times
I had this heart of mine underway
I kept my guard up night and day
I had enough of the games they play
I fell on the line...
It was the crime of the century
The day Robin Hood rescued me
The mighty Father and the court, it seems
Ain't got nothin' on you
The day Mom called Jesse James
You stole my heart like you were robbin' trains
I'm gonna lock you up, the lock with me
It was the crime of the century
I stopped to bet you didn't gamble it all
You knew exactly how to guard the ball
You bet your heart, but as I recall
I didn't even stand a chance
I bet you had me up your sleeve
And here I thought that you were strong like Eve
You took my hand and made me believe
In love as a real offense
Original Lyrics:
I was into bein' out on my own
I could take love or leave it alone
That's how you get when you're hurt to the bone
One too many times
I had this heart of mine locked away
I kept my guard up night an' day
I had enough of the games they play
Out there on the line...
It was the crime of the century
You played Robin Hood an' rescued me
Ali Baba an' the Forty Thieves
Ain't got nothin' on you
You came on like Jesse James
You stole my heart like you were robbin' trains
I'm gonna lock you up for life with me
It was the crime of the century
You stacked the deck, you didn't gamble at all
You knew exactly how the cards would fall
You bet your heart, but as I recall
I didn't even stand a chance
I bet you had an ace up your sleeve
An' here I thought that you were so naïve
You took my hand an' made me believe
In love an' real romance
Shania Twain's, "You're Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, knockin' better
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' better.
Shania Twain's, "You're Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, operator
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' better.
Shania Twain's, "You're Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, I played
or
They said, I pled
Original Lyrics:
They said, I bet
Sons of the Desert's, "What I Did Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend jumped off the sickle bar mower
Original Lyrics:
My Granddad fought the second World War
Suzy Bogguss', "Someday Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess it's 'cause he's
Just as wild in his young-girl days
Original Lyrics:
Guess it's 'cause he's
Just as wild in his younger days
Sweethearts of the Rodeo's, "Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling near guipping you're falling in love
Original Lyrics:
Feeling you deep and you're falling in love
Sweethearts of the Rodeo's, "Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling your gift and you're falling in love
Original Lyrics:
Feeling you deep and you're falling in love
The Judds', "Young Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, even the stars go by
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, these ties will bind
Travis Tritt's, "The Whiskey Ain't Workin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman warm and lipless
That's what I'm lookin' for
Original Lyrics:
A woman warm and willin'
That's what I'm lookin' for
Ty Herndon's, "A Man Holdin' On (To a Woman Lettin' Go)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's holding on to a fragile old Ann
Original Lyrics:
And he's holding on to a fragile old hand
Vince Gill's, "When Love Finds You"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the pine's view
Original Lyrics:
When love finds you

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