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1950s
Johnny Cash's, "Rock Island Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock on the line, she's a mighty control
Original Lyrics:
Rock Island Line, she's a mighty good road
 
1960s
Johnny Horton's, "North to Alaska"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, Sam McCord was a mighty man
In the year of '91
Original Lyrics:
Yes, Sam McCord was a mighty man
In the year of 1901
Manfred Mann's, "Do Wah Diddy Diddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear she was
Original Lyrics:
There she was
 
1970s
KC & The Sunshine Band's, "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get yourself to dance
Original Lyrics:
Give yourself a chance
KC & The Sunshine Band's, "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your bookie man
Original Lyrics:
I'm your boogie man
 
1980s
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
. . .will nature make me Man of the Year?
Original Lyrics:
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate,
Will nature make a man of me yet?
 
1990s
Madonna's, "This Used to Be My Playground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your seat belt tight
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head held high
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Joe
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Vogue
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're avoiding a girl
Original Lyrics:
If you're a boy or a girl
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Original Lyrics:
Vogue, Vogue, Vogue, Vogue
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a doofus!
Original Lyrics:
What are you looking at?
 
2000s
Blake Shelton's, "Ol' Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the woman sang
Come on somebody
Why don't you run
Old Red's itching to have a little fun
Get my ladder
Get my gun
Red'll have you treed before the morning comes
Original Lyrics:
And the warden sang
Come on somebody
Why don't you run
Old Red's itching to have a little fun
Get my lantern
Get my gun
Red'll have you treed before the morning comes
Bowling for Soup's, "1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way before Obama
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
Bowling for Soup's, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not Judge Judy
or
It's like Judge Judy
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
Halestorm's, "Dirty Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
To my tailor, to my tailor
Original Lyrics:
Do my dirty work, do my dirty work
Mariah Carey's, "We Belong Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
HBO on cable
Original Lyrics:
We belong together
Rihanna featuring Sean Paul's, "Break It Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freak me out tonight
Original Lyrics:
Break it off tonight
Rihanna's, "Break It Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freak me out tonight
Original Lyrics:
Break it off tonight
 
2010s
Halestorm's, "Daughters of Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dollars to donuts, sister success
Original Lyrics:
Daughters of darkness, sisters insane
 
country
Brad Paisley's, "Two People Fell in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole Wilson family's lined up fillin' their favorite plates
Original Lyrics:
The whole Wilson family's lined up fillin' their paper plates
Charlie Rich's, "Mohair Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fast talkin', slow walkin'
Good lookin' romance track
Original Lyrics:
Fast talkin', slow walkin'
Good lookin' Mohair Sam
Charlie Rich's, "Mohair Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fast talkin', slow walkin'
Ooh, walkin' Calf's path
Original Lyrics:
Fast talkin', slow walkin'
Good lookin' Mohair Sam
Clint Black's, "Desperado"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you try the queen of diamonds, boy
Original Lyrics:
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
Clint Black's, "Desperado"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you losest all you had to lose
or
Then you're losin' all you had to lose
or
When you're losin' all you had to lose
or
When you're losin' all your highs and lows
Original Lyrics:
And you're losin' all your highs and lows
Florida Georgia Line's, "Dayum Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
you got me like down baby, down baby, down
Original Lyrics:
you got me like dayum baby, dayum baby, dayum
Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say "hey y’all" anyhow.
Original Lyrics:
I say "hey y’all" and "yee-haw"
Gretchen Wilson's, "Work Hard, Play Harder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double gone, double guarder

Double gone, double gone, double gone
Double guarder
Original Lyrics:
I work hard, I play harder

I work hard, I work hard, I work hard
I play harder
James Bonamy's, "I Don't Think I Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so afraid I'd spend my whole life not knowing how to steal
Original Lyrics:
I was so afraid I'd spend my whole life not knowing how this feels
John Michael Montgomery's, "I Love the Way You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the feel of your mane on my lips
Original Lyrics:
I like the feel of your name on my lips
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll build your dreams with decent hands
Original Lyrics:
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
Misheard Lyrics:
Till death do its part
Original Lyrics:
Till death do us part
Kathy Mattea's, "Clown in Your Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna be the rope for your do-si-do
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna be the floor for your do-si-do
Michael Martin Murphey's, "Long Line of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have come from the hard land we love
Original Lyrics:
You see I come from a long line of love
Paul Brandt's, "It's a Beautiful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to bustle for them chairs and the best pew
Original Lyrics:
Had to put some folding chairs in the vestibule
Phil Vassar's, "Love Is a Beautiful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to bustle for them chairs and the best pew
Original Lyrics:
Had to put some folding chairs in the vestibule
Roger Miller's, "Dang Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang me, hang me
They'll take a rope and hang me
Original Lyrics:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
Sara Evans', "Coalmine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't make enough calamine
Original Lyrics:
He goes back to that coalmine
Shania Twain's, "Love Gets Me Every Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had it comin'
'Til I was stubborn
Original Lyrics:
I had it covered
'Til I discovered
Shania Twain's, "Love Gets Me Every Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I fell in love (gone and done it)
Must've been the way he walked (gone and done it)
Or the season we talked (gone and done it)
Original Lyrics:
Guess I fell in love (gone and done it)
Must've been the way he walked (gone and done it)
Or the sweet, sweet talk (gone and done it)
Toby Keith's, "Country Comes to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He learned to play on my daddy's farm
To get it all stacked until it's high and tall
Original Lyrics:
And I can't let it rain on my daddy's farm
Till I get it all stacked up high in the barn
Toby Keith's, "Country Comes to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I run around with kids and a girl
Original Lyrics:
I run around with hillbilly girls
Toby Keith's, "Country Comes to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's down south by the sycamore tree
Original Lyrics:
She lives down town on Sycamore Street
Toby Keith's, "Should've Been a Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've learned the road to ride
Original Lyrics:
I should've learned to rope and ride
Trisha Yearwood's, "Believe Me Baby (I Lied)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was my wounded cry
Original Lyrics:
That was my wounded pride
Trisha Yearwood's, "Thinkin' About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just thinkin' 'bout this fascination I've found
To call it love, then it don't pan out
All I know is I don't know what you've done
And this trainathon is about to jump the track that it's on
Original Lyrics:
This single-minded fascination I've got
Do you call it love? If you don't, then what?
All I know is I don't know what you've done
And this train of thought ain't about to jump the track that it's on
Wynonna Judd's, "Rock Bottom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark fire
Original Lyrics:
Rock bottom
Wynonna Judd's, "Rock Bottom"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sky is cold and empty
or
When the sky is doin' it
or
When the sky is blown to bits
Original Lyrics:
When the sky is the limit
 
xmas
Barbara Mandrell's, "The Christmas Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neither fountain
Nor a mountain
Original Lyrics:
Field and fountain
Moor and mountain
Juice Newton's, "Better Get Ready!"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll be heading down south unto a different zone
Original Lyrics:
He'll be heading down south unto the temperate zone
Traditional's, "O Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not only green when summer's here
But in the fall this time of year
or
But in the farthest time of year
Original Lyrics:
Not only green when summer's here
But in the coldest time of year

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