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1960s
Smith's, "Baby It's You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby it's true
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's you
The Beatles', "She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She mustard
Original Lyrics:
She loves you
 
1970s
Blue Oyster Cult's, "ETI (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homicide, he's found the saucy news
Original Lyrics:
Balthazar, he's found the saucer news
David Bowie's, "Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Redenbacher
Original Lyrics:
Rebel rebel
Heart's, "Heartless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardass
Original Lyrics:
Heartless
Joni Mitchell's, "Court And Spark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look into my door
Original Lyrics:
Love came to my door
KC & The Sunshine Band's, "That's the Way (I Like It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Castaway
Original Lyrics:
That's the way
Kiss', "Rock and Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep on sucking
Original Lyrics:
You keep on shouting
Mary Hopkin's, "If You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will share maternity with you
Original Lyrics:
I will share eternity with you
Paul and Linda McCartney's, "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I read another book and I had a cup of tea
And a pudding pie (A pudding pie?)
The pudding - what a smell with the pudding in the pie
Original Lyrics:
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie (A butter pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie
The Staple Singers', "I'll Take You There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Peter Pan
or
Oh Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you there
Wings', "Let 'em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Labyrinth
Original Lyrics:
Let 'em in
 
1980s
Anita Baker's, "Caught Up in the Rapture"
Misheard Lyrics:
A condom in the sexual love
Original Lyrics:
I'm caught up in the rapture of love
Dan Fogelberg's, "The Leader of The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lonely child of Lord Al Wilde, a cabinet maker's son
Original Lyrics:
An only child alone and wild, a cabinet maker's son
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet peas are made of knees.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who am I to diss and leave?
Original Lyrics:
Who am I to disagree?
Guns N Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the petrified city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight As indeed
Original Lyrics:
Strange days indeed
KC & The Sunshine Band's, "Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants a hug
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants your love
Klymaxx's, "I'd Still Say Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goofy
Original Lyrics:
We're good friends
Rick Springfield's, "Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got some Rice-a-Roni
Original Lyrics:
You better love somebody
Sheena Easton's, "Almost Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She asked about dudes
Original Lyrics:
She asked about you
The Blues Brothers', "Soul Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steve Crawford in the junkyard
Original Lyrics:
Steve Cropper and Junkyard
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Always Have, Always Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always win
Original Lyrics:
I always will
All Saints', "War of Nerves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't ever want to be paid
Original Lyrics:
I don't ever want to feel pain
Anita Baker's, "Body & Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't read
Original Lyrics:
I can't eat
Brownstone's, "If You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making money
Original Lyrics:
If you love me
Celine Dion's, "Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion that roars
Original Lyrics:
A light in the dark
Color Me Badd's, "Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I sweat
Original Lyrics:
This I swear
Dru Hill's, "These are the Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow you like feces, feces
Original Lyrics:
Swallow you like Reese's Pieces
Fatboy Slim's, "Praise You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to praise your pair of shoes
Original Lyrics:
I have to praise you like I should
Fatboy Slim's, "The Rockafeller Skank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride it back down
Original Lyrics:
Right about now
Janet Jackson's, "Because of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure, sure
Original Lyrics:
Shoop, shoop
OMC's, "Right On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pedal to the meadow
Original Lyrics:
Pedal to the medal
Richard Marx's, "Hazard"
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave this old actual town
Original Lyrics:
And leave this old Nebraska town
Richard Marx's, "Now and Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in Paramus, I will be a man
Original Lyrics:
Now and forever, I will be your man
Robbie Williams', "Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Euro
Original Lyrics:
You're wrong
Rod Stewart's, "Having a Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having a potty
Original Lyrics:
Having a party
Stereophonics', "Just Looking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I want the drinks?
Original Lyrics:
Do I want the dreams?
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I get hectic
Original Lyrics:
Baby I can't help it
Celine Dion's, "I'm Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive
Creed's, "With Arms Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was morbid
Original Lyrics:
With arms wide open
O-Town's, "All or Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or are we in Japan
Original Lyrics:
…or are we just friends?
Samantha Mumba's, "Lately"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Saturday in November
Original Lyrics:
The saddest day in November
Simply Red's, "The Air That I Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the bear and the bees
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
Smash Mouth's, "Then the Morning Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the boys okay?
Original Lyrics:
And the world's a faze
 
2010s
Sabaton's, "Winged Hussars"
Misheard Lyrics:
When/Then the wind and stars arrived.
Original Lyrics:
When/Then the Winged Hussars arrived.
 
country
Conway Twitty's, "That's My Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is because of flu to keep you safe with me
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is because of you to keep you safe with me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Second Hand News"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna suck them boobs
Original Lyrics:
I'm just secondhand news
 
xmas
Carrie Underwood's, "Jesus Take the Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
With her baby drinking Pepsi
or
With her baby getting a vaccine
Original Lyrics:
With her baby in the back seat

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