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1950s
The Everly Brothers', "All I Have to Do Is Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas, fleas, fleas
or
Please, please, please
Original Lyrics:
Dream, dream, dream
 
1960s
Commercial's, "Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The music of Italy
Original Lyrics:
A bit of old Italy
Crow's, "Evil Woman (Don't Play Your Games With Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wickedness lies in your Martian lips
Original Lyrics:
Wickedness lies in your moistened lips
Laura Nyro's, "Eli's Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elon's coming, better hide your heart girl
Original Lyrics:
Eli's coming, better hide your heart girl
Sam & Dave's, "Soul Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a school girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm a soul man
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving his pennies for Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Saving his pennies for someday
David Bowie's, "Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
Rebel rebel
David Bowie's, "Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, hot potato!
Original Lyrics:
So, how could they know?
John Lennon's, "#9 Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the calendar
Original Lyrics:
Bowakawa
KC & The Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tourists dance
Original Lyrics:
Do a little dance
Kiss', "Rock and Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep the chocolate
Original Lyrics:
You keep on shouting
Squeeze's, "Take Me I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've come across the fatso
Original Lyrics:
I've come across the desert
Wings', "Let 'em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Labyrinth
Original Lyrics:
Let 'em in
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For those about to rock…fight!
Original Lyrics:
For those about to rock…fire!
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mantle, Marowak
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Brenda Russell's, "Piano in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the ocean
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your emotion
Dan Fogelberg's, "Leader of the Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of Chopin
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band
Misheard Lyrics:
Soaking in the shallow waters
Original Lyrics:
Choke me in the shallow waters
Lionel Richie's, "Hello"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halo
Original Lyrics:
Hello
Styx's, "Don't Let It End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait and see,
Tom Izzo that we really need
Original Lyrics:
Wait and see,
Time is all that we really need
The Fixx's, "Saved by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat my hero
or
Eat my gyro
Original Lyrics:
Saved by zero
 
1990s
All-4-One's, "So Much in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're strong enough together
Original Lyrics:
We stroll along together
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is made of clay
or
All I can say is that my mind is made of clay
Original Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is really plain
Brian McKnight's, "Anytime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beddy bye
Original Lyrics:
…Anytime?
Brian McKnight's, "Back at One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You grew up a lifetime
Original Lyrics:
You threw out the lifeline
Celine Dion's, "Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken McNuggets
Original Lyrics:
Because you loved me
Eagle-Eye Cherry's, "Save Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save a lot
Original Lyrics:
Save tonight
En Vogue's, "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're talking like you never changed
Original Lyrics:
Now you're talking like you made a change
La Bouche's, "Sweet Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get into motion
Sheryl Crow's, "Every Day Is a Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a daughter he calls pizza
or
He's got a daughter he calls Visa
Original Lyrics:
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
Tears for Fears', "Break It Down Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's stung like a whore!
Original Lyrics:
Headstrong like a horse!
Technohead's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wash something better now
Original Lyrics:
Gonna watch for something better now
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Delicate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Delicate like treacle on her bracelet
Original Lyrics:
Delicate like trinkets on her bracelet
The Verve's, "The Drugs Don't Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the drops don't work
Original Lyrics:
Now the drugs don't work
Third Eye Blind's, "Jumper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would condescend
Original Lyrics:
I would understand
Will Smith's, "Just the Two of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a cutie
Original Lyrics:
Just the two of us
 
2000s
Daddy Yankee's, "Gasolina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queso-ria
Original Lyrics:
Gasolina
Eminem's, "Smack That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smack fat
Original Lyrics:
Smack that.
Kelly Clarkson's, "A Moment Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
For that one special kid
Original Lyrics:
For that one special kiss
Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera's, "Nobody Wants to Be Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody wants bologna
or
Nobody wants baloney
Original Lyrics:
Nobody wants to be lonely
Snow Patrol's, "Chasing Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's waste time,
Chasing cars
Around our hats.
Original Lyrics:
Let's waste time,
Chasing cars
Around our heads.
Snow Patrol's, "Chasing Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those three words are sad too much.
Original Lyrics:
Those three words are said too much.
Tay Zonday's, "Chocolate Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-fil-A
or
AAA
or
Taco Bell
Original Lyrics:
Chocolate rain
White Stripes', "Fell in Love with a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just looking for Sutton Hoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's just looking for something new.
 
2010s
Japanese Breakfast's, "Be Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come and get shawarma (come and get your shawarma)
Original Lyrics:
So come and get your woman (come and get your woman)
Vance Joy's, "Riptide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the cum munster.
Original Lyrics:
And they come unstuck
 
country
Keith Urban's, "You'll Think of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
You'll think of me
Tanya Tucker's, "Blood Red and Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
That George's son was blood red and goin' down
Original Lyrics:
That Georgia sun was blood red and goin' down
 
misc
Billie Eilish's, "Birds of a Feather"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you don't see it, your minds are broodin'
Say you wanna quit, don't be stupid
Original Lyrics:
Say you don't see it, your mind's polluted
Say you wanna quit, don't be stupid
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to tell you how that's a thing
Original Lyrics:
Don't have to tell your hot ass a thing

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