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"Dance" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance with the One who bungya
or
Dance with the One who bought ya
or
Dance with the One who bought ya
Original Lyrics:
Dance with the One who brung ya
"Dance" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't change heads
You know it's your underwear
You know it's your underwear
Original Lyrics:
Don't change hats
You know it's the one you wear
You know it's the one you wear
"Dare You To Move" by Switchfoot
Misheard Lyrics:
I dare you to run, I dare you to run
Like a deer in the highway.
Like a deer in the highway.
Original Lyrics:
I dare you to move, I dare you to move
Like today never happened.
Like today never happened.
"Dare You To Move" by Switchfoot
Misheard Lyrics:
Like you did Carolina
or
Like you did in Carolina
or
I dig Carolina
or
A big Carolina
or
I did turn the lights off.
or
Like you did in Carolina
or
I dig Carolina
or
A big Carolina
or
I did turn the lights off.
Original Lyrics:
Like today never happened.
"Day By Day" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
To see the evil clearly
To see the evil cleanin'
To follow three men really.
To see the evil cleanin'
To follow three men really.
Original Lyrics:
To see Thee more clearly
To love Thee more deeply
To follow Thee more nearly.
To love Thee more deeply
To follow Thee more nearly.
"Days Of Elijah" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a chocolate cone
Original Lyrics:
At the trumpet call
"Days Of Elijah" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no god like Sebulba.
Original Lyrics:
There's no God like Jehovah.
"Dear Slim" by KJ-52
Misheard Lyrics:
To whom this n***** heard
Original Lyrics:
To who this may concern
"Deep And Wide" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
There's a flower growing deep and wide.
Deep and wide
There's a flower growing deep and wide.
Original Lyrics:
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
There's a fountain flowing deep and wide.
Deep and wide
There's a fountain flowing deep and wide.
This is a children's bible song, and I didn't know which performer to file it under, since the official performer is not known.
"Deeper" by Delirious?
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go date her
I wanna go meet her.
I wanna go meet her.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna go deeper
I wanna be meeker.
I wanna be meeker.
"Dirty" by Audio Adrenaline
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on everybody
Come on, come on and surf some more.
Come on, come on and surf some more.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on everybody
Come on, come on and serve someone.
Come on, come on and serve someone.
"Disappear" by Jars of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
I really love the child
Original Lyrics:
I'd really love to try
"Dive" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
God send the flow.
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the flow.
"Divorce" by Burlap to Cashmere
Misheard Lyrics:
See the people laughing as we're walking down the street.
But you were there and must I die before it's time for me to leave.
Love must go away, but now the only way was me,
so I must leave before I fall into your twisted misery
But you were there and must I die before it's time for me to leave.
Love must go away, but now the only way was me,
so I must leave before I fall into your twisted misery
Original Lyrics:
See the people loving as we're walking down the street,
but you were never much like that and now it's time for me to leave.
Love must go both ways, but now the only way was me,
so I must leave before I fall into your twisted misery
but you were never much like that and now it's time for me to leave.
Love must go both ways, but now the only way was me,
so I must leave before I fall into your twisted misery
"Doing Time" by MxPx
Misheard Lyrics:
Lame was trying to fit in
Lame was the wrong crowd, Big Ben.
Lame was the wrong crowd, Big Ben.
Original Lyrics:
Lame was trying to fit in
Lame was the wrong crowd, let me in.
Lame was the wrong crowd, let me in.
"Doing Time" by MxPx
Misheard Lyrics:
Lame was trying to fit in
Lame was the wrong crowd, lesbian
Lame was the wrong crowd, lesbian
Original Lyrics:
Lame was trying to fit in
Lame was the wrong crowd, let me in.
Lame was the wrong crowd, let me in.
"Do Not" by John Reuben
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not tell me what I can and cannot do in Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock.
"Don't Worry" by Rebecca St. James
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry about your life
so won't you let go of Forrest Gump
so won't you let go of Forrest Gump
Original Lyrics:
Don't worry about your life
so won't you let before it's gone
so won't you let before it's gone
"Don't Worry" by Rebecca St. James
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry about your life
So won't you let go of the forest god?
So won't you let go of the forest god?
Original Lyrics:
Don't worry about your life
So won't you let go before it's gone?
So won't you let go before it's gone?
"Doxology" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Goat! Amen.
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Goat! Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost!
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost!
I like singing it "holy goat" when I'm not in church
"Doxology" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise Him all preachers. Here we go!
Original Lyrics:
Praise Him all creatures here below
"Dry" by Kutless
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems like yesterday
That Julie failed my heart.
That Julie failed my heart.
Original Lyrics:
It seems like yesterday
That joy, it filled my heart.
That joy, it filled my heart.
"Dwelling In Beulah Land" by Hymns
Misheard Lyrics:
For I am bee-stung on the mountain, underneath a cloudless sky...
Original Lyrics:
I am living on a mountain, underneath a cloudless sky...
Written and composed by Charles Austin Miles in 1911. First recording was later than that, by a performer who is not known at this time (which is why it has been placed it under "hymns").
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