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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"People Get Ready" by Newsong
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no chicken no, no
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no ticket no, no
"Perfect" by Flyleaf
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only perfect industrial strength alone
Original Lyrics:
I'm only perfect in just your strength alone
"A Picture of Me (Without You)" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
And think of a turd with nobody praying
Original Lyrics:
And think of a church with nobody praying
"Picture Perfect" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, You don't have to be picture perfect to be in my hurl.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the game.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the game.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you don't have to be picture perfect to be in my world.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the frame.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the frame.
"Picture Perfect" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, You don't have to be picture perfect to be in my hurl.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the game
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the game
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you don't have to be picture perfect to be in my world.
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the frame
Girl you don't have to be picture perfect to fit the frame
"Picture Perfect" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you are dreadful.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you are tactful.
"Place In This World" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Find my pace in this world.
Original Lyrics:
Find my place in this world.
"Place In This World" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Roaming through the night to find my face in this world
Original Lyrics:
Roaming through the night to find my place in this world
"Place In This World" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Roaming through the nine to five my faith in this world,
my faith in this world
my faith in this world
Original Lyrics:
Roaming through the night to find my place in this world,
my place in this world
my place in this world
"Place in This World" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
My face in this world
Original Lyrics:
My place in this world
Might need to introduce my kids to the song and see if they make the same mistake
"Plastic Jesus" by Ed Rush and George Cromarty
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic cheeses
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Long as I have my plastic cheeses
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
"Power House" by White Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm looking for a weapon
When I'm looking only for love
We come to hear a message
When the Word breaks down from above.
When I'm looking only for love
We come to hear a message
When the Word breaks down from above.
Original Lyrics:
We're not looking for weapons
We're looking only for love
We've come to hear a message
Let the Word rain down from above.
We're looking only for love
We've come to hear a message
Let the Word rain down from above.
"The Promised Land" by VeggieTales
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the Promised Town, it's gonna be Greek!
We'll have our fill, from the bill; as much we can't stand.
It'll be so lousy,
Oh! We are not waiting!
'Cause we're not going to the Promised Town!
We'll have our fill, from the bill; as much we can't stand.
It'll be so lousy,
Oh! We are not waiting!
'Cause we're not going to the Promised Town!
Original Lyrics:
And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand!
We'll have our fill, from the grill; as much as we can stand.
It'll be so great,
Oh! We can hardly wait!
'Cause we're going to the Promised Land!
We'll have our fill, from the grill; as much as we can stand.
It'll be so great,
Oh! We can hardly wait!
'Cause we're going to the Promised Land!
Pancho puts his line after the "it'll be so lousy" this: "With waffles on my toy airplane!"
"Psalm 40" by Newsong
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a new song in the choir.
Original Lyrics:
You put a new song in my mouth.
"Psalm 40" by Newsong
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a new song in the choir.
Original Lyrics:
You put a new song in my mouth.
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