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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Jefferson Aeroplane" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Jefferson Aeroplane" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Jese Jesus Jesus" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jews are coming back to walk on me
Barbies in the starry skies.
Barbies in the starry skies.
Original Lyrics:
Soon he's coming back to welcome me
Far beyond the starry skies.
Far beyond the starry skies.
"Jesus Christ Superstar" by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and mice, superstar
or
Cheese and flies, superstar
or
Cheese and flies, superstar
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
"Jesus Christ Superstar" by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Do you control what they say you are?
Do you control what they say you are?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Do you think you're what they say you are?
"Jesus Christ You Are My Life" by Marco Frisina
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas on rice chew on my light
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, you are my life
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipated, I cut the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Separated, I cut myself clean.
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man eating dessert, with nats on his head
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man in the desert with naps in his head
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man with a tack on his big, fat belly
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man with a tat on his big, fat belly
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man with tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like Mother Angeli
It wiggled around like Mother Angeli
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man with a tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
I seriously though this was a humorous shout out to influential EWTN founder Mother Angelica. It made sense since DC Talk is a Christian band, but I later found out the real lyrics.
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
It wiggled around like honorable mentions
Original Lyrics:
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would kittens think when they hear that I'm a cheesy freak?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a diesel freak?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a feces creep?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm an easy street?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
"Jesus Freak" by dc Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that all the cheese is free?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
"Jesus Friend of Sinners" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
I play God's saint with dirty hands and a heart divided
Original Lyrics:
A plank-eyed saint with dirty hands and a heart divided
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin I don't faint, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and a prayin
(background singers)
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat faced Heeb.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick it for the one time
Original Lyrics:
Check it for me one time
"Jesus Is Seeking the Humble Heart" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is sneaking through Humboldt Park
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is seeking the humble heart
"Jesus Is The Way" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tell, don't.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that beautiful?
"Jesus Lead On" by Vineyard Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus feed on; I will swallow.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus lead on; I will follow.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty Bibles tell me so.
Original Lyrics:
For the Bible tells me so.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves me this is so
For the boy he tells me so
For the boy he tells me so
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this I know
For the Bible tells me so
For the Bible tells me so
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this is my nose...
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this I know
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ones who hear this song.
or
Little ones that hear me know.
or
Little ones that hear me know.
Original Lyrics:
Little ones to Him belong.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ones who hear this song
Original Lyrics:
Little ones to Him belong
Written by Susan Warner in 1860; various artists have recorded their own versions.
"Jesus Loves the Little Children" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are purple in his sight.
They are purple in his sight.
Original Lyrics:
Red and yellow, blck and white,
They are precious in his sight.
They are precious in his sight.
"Jesus Loves the Little Children" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether they are black or white, all are precious in His sight.
Original Lyrics:
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight.
They are precious in his sight.
"Jesus, You're A Celebration" by Heather Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus
You're acceleration.
You're acceleration.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus
You're a celebration.
You're a celebration.
"John The Revelator" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that riding John the elevator?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that writing? John the Revelator!
"Jonah Was a Prophet" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, poo poo! But he really ever got it, go away!
Original Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
"Jonah Was a Prophet" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonna was a profit, woo hoo! But she really never got it, happy but false!
Original Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
Wait, Is Jonna a profit?! A profit is money, not a person!
"Joy to the World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And have a nature scene
And have a nature scene
And have a, and have, a nature scene.
And have a nature scene
And have a, and have, a nature scene.
Original Lyrics:
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing
"Joy" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my s***.
Original Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my ship.
Original Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If life's a battle, the invasion is gone great.
Original Lyrics:
If life's a gamble, the invasion is complete.
"Joy" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If life's a camel, I'd already lost my s***.
Original Lyrics:
If life's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me joy that's unspeakable
And a locket
And a locket, yeah.
And a locket
And a locket, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
You give me joy that's unspeakable
And I like it
And I like it, yeah.
And I like it
And I like it, yeah.
"Just Ace" by Grinspoon
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead I had a good fart.
Original Lyrics:
Instead I had a go-kart.
"Just A Closer Walk With Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Granite Jesus is my plea.
Original Lyrics:
Grant it, Jesus, is my plea.
"Just A Closer Walk With Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Number three, dear Lord, number three
Original Lyrics:
None but thee, dear Lord, none but thee
"Just a Closer Walk with Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it pee, dear Lord, let it pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be, dear Lord, let it be.
"Just A Little Talk With Jesus" by Cleavant Derricks
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll find a little Chocolate Jesus makes it right
Original Lyrics:
And you'll find a little talk with Jesus makes it right
"Just Wave Hello" by Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your planes be wings
Original Lyrics:
Let your dreams be wings
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