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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Hallelujah Chorus" by George Frideric Handel
Misheard Lyrics:
Far the lord of the mean potent reigneth
Original Lyrics:
For the lord god omnipotent reigneth
"Hallelujah" by Robin Mark
Misheard Lyrics:
All of life is in Your jar.
Original Lyrics:
All of life is in Your charge.
"Happy Is A Yuppie Word" by Switchfoot
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy is a yuppie bird.
Original Lyrics:
Happy as a yuppie word.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild
God incinerates the child.
God incinerates the child.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled.
God and sinners reconciled.
"Have Mercy" by Third Day
Misheard Lyrics:
Have mercy on me, Son of Man.
Original Lyrics:
Have mercy on me, a sinning man.
"The Heart Of Worship" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Longing just to breathe
Something that's of worth
That will bless Your heart.
Something that's of worth
That will bless Your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Longing just to bring
Something that's of worth
That will bless Your heart.
Something that's of worth
That will bless Your heart.
"Heaven To Earth" by Michael English
Misheard Lyrics:
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leak
The dumb may speak the praise of Liam.
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leak
The dumb may speak the praise of Liam.
Original Lyrics:
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb may speak the praise of The Lamb.
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb may speak the praise of The Lamb.
"He Has Made Me Glad" by The Maranatha Singers
Misheard Lyrics:
He has made me black.
Original Lyrics:
He has made me glad.
"He Has Made Me Glad" by The Maranatha Singers
Misheard Lyrics:
He has made me flab.
Original Lyrics:
He has made me glad.
"He Has Made Me Glad" by Maranatha Singers
Misheard Lyrics:
He has made me flat.
Original Lyrics:
He has made me glad.
"He Has Made Me Glad" by The Maranatha Singers
Misheard Lyrics:
He is Amy Grant
Original Lyrics:
He has made me glad
"He Has Made Me Glad" by The Maranatha Singers
Misheard Lyrics:
He is Baby Grand.
Original Lyrics:
He has made me glad.
"He Has Made Me Glad" by Maranatha Singers
Misheard Lyrics:
He is maybe flat.
Original Lyrics:
He has made me glad.
"Held" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what it means to be h***.
Original Lyrics:
This is what it means to be held.
"He Lives" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a Christian savior
Original Lyrics:
I serve a risen savior
"Hello My Name Is..." by Matthew West
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, my name is child of the Mushroom King
or
... child of the Lunchroom King
or
... child of the Lunchroom King
Original Lyrics:
Child of the One True King
"Here I Am Lord" by Dan Schutte
Misheard Lyrics:
Either lord of sea and sky
Original Lyrics:
I the Lord of sea and sky
"Here I Am Lord" by Dan Schutte
Misheard Lyrics:
I the Lord of sea and sky
I have made my people cry.
I have made my people cry.
Original Lyrics:
I the Lord of sea and sky
I have heard My people cry
I have heard My people cry
"Here I Am" by The Hoppers
Misheard Lyrics:
There were 90 and 9
But He left them both to find.
But He left them both to find.
Original Lyrics:
There were 90 and 9
But He left the fold to find.
But He left the fold to find.
"He Reins" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Alleluia, alleluia
Ving Rhames
Ving Rhames
Original Lyrics:
Alleluia, Alleluia
He reins.
He reins.
"Here's My Heart" by Out Of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
You have men in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
You have mended my heart.
"Here with Me" by MercyMe
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you're Murphy
Original Lyrics:
Because of your mercy
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands" by Laurie London
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got the whole world in his pants.
Original Lyrics:
He's got the whole world in His hands.
Editor's note: This is NOT a "Traditional" song. It was introduced in 1958 by English singer Laurie London with the Geoff Love Orchestra. Additional versions were recorded by various artists in subsequent years.
"He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" by Laurie London
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got the whole world P.E. Sands
Original Lyrics:
He's got the whole world in His hands.
"Hide Me Rock Of Ages" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Misheard Lyrics:
When the storms of Rodney Rages
Original Lyrics:
When the storms around me rages
"Hide Me, Rock Of Ages" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Misheard Lyrics:
When the storm of Romney rages
Original Lyrics:
When the storms around me rages
"High Of 75" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm high, and 75.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sunny with a high, of 75.
"His Cheeseburger" by VeggieTales
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz He loves you cheeseburger with olive sauce.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz He loves you cheeseburger with all His heart.
"His Cheeseburger" by Veggie Tales
Misheard Lyrics:
And he said, 'Isn't this Burger Bear?'
Original Lyrics:
And he said, 'Isn't this Burger Bell?'
"His Cheeseburger" by Veggie Tales
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
I'll even be back here for lunch.
I'll even be back here for lunch.
Original Lyrics:
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
I'll eat and be back here for lunch.
I'll eat and be back here for lunch.
"His Cheeseburger" by VeggieTales
Misheard Lyrics:
You are Ms. Cheeseburger, Ms. Lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you too. I will love you too.
or
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you-hoo. I will love you-hoo.
I will love you too. I will love you too.
or
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you-hoo. I will love you-hoo.
Original Lyrics:
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you.
He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you.
"His Cheeseburger" by VeggieTales
Misheard Lyrics:
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you-hoo. I will love you-hoo.
I will love you-hoo. I will love you-hoo.
or
You are Ms. Cheeseburger, Ms. Lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you too. I will love you too.
I will love you too. I will love you too.
or
You are Ms. Cheeseburger, Ms. Lovely Cheeseburger
I will love you too. I will love you too.
I will love you too. I will love you too.
Original Lyrics:
You are his cheeseburger, his lovely Cheeseburger
He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you
He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you
"Hold Me Jesus" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
When the mountains look so big
And my paycheck seems so small
And my paycheck seems so small
Original Lyrics:
When the mountains look so big
And my faith just seems so small
And my faith just seems so small
"Hold Me Jesus" by Rebecca St. James
Misheard Lyrics:
Your the banking of my glory
Original Lyrics:
You have been king of my glory
"Hold Me" by Jamie Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise that You'll always be
It's like each and every day
Make it special in some way.
It's like each and every day
Make it special in some way.
Original Lyrics:
By my side You'll always be
You take each and every day
Make it special in some way.
You take each and every day
Make it special in some way.
It DOES sound somewhat like Jamie's saying "Promise that You'll always be It's like each and every day Make it special in some way," but I know those aren't the original lyrics because I played the song on YouTube and saw the lyrics as Jamie was singing them.
"Hoopes I Did It Again" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
H'you has the flavor of a water chestnut.
Original Lyrics:
Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut.
"How Can It Be" by Lauren Daigle
Misheard Lyrics:
You played my card
Original Lyrics:
You plead my cause
"How Deep The Father's Love For Us?" by Phillips, Craig, And Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in lost closets.
Original Lyrics:
He believes in lost causes.
"How Great Is Our God" by Chris Tomlin
Misheard Lyrics:
And all will see how gray is our god.
Original Lyrics:
And all will see how great is our God.
"How Great Thou Art" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
How great thou aren't
Original Lyrics:
How great thou art
"How Great Thou Art" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll break thou arm
Original Lyrics:
How great thou art
"How Great Thou Art" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll grade thou art
Original Lyrics:
How great thou art
"How Great Thou Art" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Land sakes my soul
My savior got to me.
My savior got to me.
Original Lyrics:
Then sings my soul
My Savior, God, to thee.
My Savior, God, to thee.
"How Great Thou Art" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
My savior got to me.
Original Lyrics:
My Savior God to Thee
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