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"I Am a New Creation" by Dave Bilbrough
Misheard Lyrics:
A likeness in my spirit
Original Lyrics:
A lightness in my spirit
"I Am Available" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a cannibal, I am a cannibal
I will golf when you say, 'Go!'
I will golf when you say, 'Go!'
Original Lyrics:
I am available, I am available
I will go when you say go.
I will go when you say go.
"I Believe in Lost Causes" by Phillips Craig and Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in lost closets
Original Lyrics:
I believe in lost causes
"I Believe" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heartbeat of Heaven
Can flounder dead wisdom.
Can flounder dead wisdom.
Original Lyrics:
And the heartbeat of Heaven
Confounded our wisdom.
Confounded our wisdom.
"I Call Him Love" by Kathy Troccoli
Misheard Lyrics:
Some called him a raisin, some called him a string
Original Lyrics:
Some called him crazy, some called him strange
"I Could Sing of Your Love Forever" by Delirious?
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sing of your luck forever
Original Lyrics:
I could sing of your love forever
"I Cry" by Russ Taff
Misheard Lyrics:
When peace cannot be found
And she won't visit me tonight.
And she won't visit me tonight.
Original Lyrics:
When peace cannot be found
And sleep won't visit me tonight.
And sleep won't visit me tonight.
"I Do Believe" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
I take my pill and start to write
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I take my pen and start to write
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
"I Feel A Change" by Quincy Fielding Jr
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the chain in my life
Original Lyrics:
I feel a change in my life
"If God Is Dead, Who's This Living In My Soul?" by Jimmy Swaggart
Misheard Lyrics:
They're underneath the mud
All across the gallery.
All across the gallery.
Original Lyrics:
They're underneath the blood
On the Cross of Calvary.
On the Cross of Calvary.
"If That Same Spirit" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
If that same spirit that raced cars from the dead
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Original Lyrics:
If that same Spirit that raised Christ from the dead
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
"If We Are The Body" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
Why is His love not showing
Damn there is a way.
Damn there is a way.
Original Lyrics:
Why is His love not showing
Them there is a way.
Them there is a way.
The message of the song shows the fault of the Church in not showing love to a lost and dying world. Wake up, Church! They will know we are Christians by our love.
"If We Ever Needed the Lord Before" by Take 6
Misheard Lyrics:
We need Him when we're burning.
Original Lyrics:
We need Him when we're burdened.
"If You Ain't in It" by Danny Gokey
Misheard Lyrics:
I want all that You want,
All that You've got.
For my hot dog too.
All that You've got.
For my hot dog too.
Original Lyrics:
I want all that You want,
All that You've got.
Point my heart toward You.
All that You've got.
Point my heart toward You.
"If You Just Believe" by John Elefante
Misheard Lyrics:
Personal righteousness,
Make love and peace
Make love and peace
Original Lyrics:
Pursue righteousness,
Faith, love, and peace
Faith, love, and peace
"If You Really Knew" by Out of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
Felt disscused as he excused an excuse for baby G
Original Lyrics:
Felt disgust as he was used as an excuse for bigotry
"If You Really Knew" by Out of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining have faith just like me
Original Lyrics:
Shunning help though you feel a need
"I Have Been There" by Mark Schultz
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Batman
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have a Batman.
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have a Batman.
Original Lyrics:
I have been there
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have been there.
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have been there.
"I Have Decided" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave it to the load
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave it to the Lord
"I Have Jesus In My Heart Today" by Lil' Markie
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus took my puddin' all away.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus took my burden all away.
"I'll Be a Sunbeam" by Edwin Othello Excell
Misheard Lyrics:
A zombie, a zombie,
Jesus wants me for a zombie;
A zombie, a zombie,
I’ll be a zombie for Him.
Jesus wants me for a zombie;
A zombie, a zombie,
I’ll be a zombie for Him.
Original Lyrics:
A sunbeam, a sunbeam,
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam;
A sunbeam, a sunbeam,
I’ll be a sunbeam for Him.
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam;
A sunbeam, a sunbeam,
I’ll be a sunbeam for Him.
"I'll Fly Away" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
To a home on God's cholesterol
I'll fly away.
I'll fly away.
Original Lyrics:
To a home on God's celestial shore
I'll fly away.
I'll fly away.
"I Luv Rap Music" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I luv rap music
Ya know it's sittin' on top of my lip
Ya know it's sittin' on top of my lip
Original Lyrics:
I luv rap music
Ya know it's sittin' on top of my list
Ya know it's sittin' on top of my list
"Immigrant's Daughter" by Margaret Becker
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ didn't seem to see.
Original Lyrics:
The price didn't seem too steep.
"Immigrant's Daughter" by Margaret Becker
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the photographs
On my naked behind.
On my naked behind.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the photographs
On my naked wall.
On my naked wall.
"Immigrant's Daughter" by Margaret Becker
Misheard Lyrics:
She believed in a mission
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her faith in the hands of God.
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her faith in the hands of God.
Original Lyrics:
She believed in a nation
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her fate in the hands of God.
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her fate in the hands of God.
"I'm Not Alright" by Sanctus Real
Misheard Lyrics:
But I feel sex behind the fire wall.
Original Lyrics:
But I feel safe behind the firewall.
"I'm Not Ashamed Of The Gospel" by Delirious
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed of the Gospel
I'm not afraid of the one-eyed bug.
I'm not afraid of the one-eyed bug.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed of the Gospel
I'm not ashamed of the one I love.
I'm not ashamed of the one I love.
"I Need You" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sin
Original Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sand
"In Jesus' Name" by Darlene Zschech
Misheard Lyrics:
God is fighting for us
Pushing back vaginas.
Pushing back vaginas.
Original Lyrics:
God is fighting for us
Pushing back the darkness
Pushing back the darkness
"In Nomine" by Adagio
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice of Bethlehem
Original Lyrics:
The voice of Thou, forever
"I Now Live" by Crystal Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to fill that hole with the lata sing it outta sight.
Original Lyrics:
Try to fill that hole with the latest thing that's outta sight.
"In Tenderness, He sought me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the grace that brought me to the phone,
Wondrous grace that brought me to the phone!
Wondrous grace that brought me to the phone!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the grace that brought me to the fold,
Wondrous grace that brought me to the fold!
Wondrous grace that brought me to the fold!
"In The Belly Of The Whale" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
The Good Lord drives
We all get a second chance.
We all get a second chance.
Original Lyrics:
The Good Lord grants
We all get a second chance.
We all get a second chance.
"In The Garden" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.
Andy tells me I am his own.
Andy tells me I am his own.
Original Lyrics:
And He walks with me, and He talks with me.
And He tells me I am his own.
And He tells me I am his own.
"In The Garden" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own.
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own.
Original Lyrics:
And He walks with me
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own.
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own.
"In the Hands of God" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
...Giving a speedo
Original Lyrics:
...giving us freedom.
"In the Hands of God" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty to deliver
Giving a Speedo
Giving a Speedo
Original Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty to deliver
Giving us freedom
Giving us freedom
"In the Hands of God" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty
to deliver
Giving a speedo.
to deliver
Giving a speedo.
Original Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty
to deliver
Giving us freedom.
to deliver
Giving us freedom.
"In The Light" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
On my own apartment view
Original Lyrics:
On my own, apart from you
"In The Light" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
This only serves to confirm my suspicion
That I'm still a man in need of a seizure.
That I'm still a man in need of a seizure.
Original Lyrics:
This only serves to confirm my suspicion
That I'm still a man in need of a Savior.
That I'm still a man in need of a Savior.
"Into Jesus" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you I'm into cheez whiz!
Original Lyrics:
Hey you I'm into jesus
"Invitation" by White Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't trust this party 'cause you've got to know the Host.
Original Lyrics:
Can't crash this party 'cause you've got to know the Host.
"Invitation" by White Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
You are invited but you must get to the car
Original Lyrics:
You are invited but you must return the call
"In Your Arms" by Meredith Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
You never hesitate to wrap me in Elvis grace
When I'm in Your arms.
When I'm in Your arms.
Original Lyrics:
You never hesitate to wrap me in endless grace
When I'm in Your arms.
When I'm in Your arms.
"I So Hate Concequences" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm slowing down.
Original Lyrics:
The fact I'm so weighed down
"I Still Believe" by Jeremy Camp
Misheard Lyrics:
It's now that I feel
You're graceful like rain.
You're graceful like rain.
Original Lyrics:
It's now that I feel
Your grace fall like rain.
Your grace fall like rain.
"I Still Believe" by Jeremy Camp
Misheard Lyrics:
Scattered birds and empty thoughts
Seemed to pour from my heart.
Seemed to pour from my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Scattered words and empty thoughts
Seemed to pour from my heart.
Seemed to pour from my heart.
"It Ain't Over" by Maurette Brown Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep fighting, keep praying, keep fasting.
It ain't Oprah, no.
Keep pressing, progressing, keep moving.
It ain't Oprah, no.
Keep reading, interceding, keep believing.
It ain't Oprah, no.
It ain't Oprah, no.
Keep pressing, progressing, keep moving.
It ain't Oprah, no.
Keep reading, interceding, keep believing.
It ain't Oprah, no.
Original Lyrics:
Keep fighting, keep praying, keep fasting.
It ain't over, no.
Keep pressing, progressing, keep moving.
It ain't over, no.
Keep reading, interceding, keep believing.
It ain't over, no.
It ain't over, no.
Keep pressing, progressing, keep moving.
It ain't over, no.
Keep reading, interceding, keep believing.
It ain't over, no.
"It Is No Secret (What God Can Do)" by Elvis Presley
Misheard Lyrics:
With arms wide open, he'll fart on you.
Original Lyrics:
With arms wide open, he'll pardon you.
"It Is Well With My Soul" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
It is well, it is well with Lysol.
Original Lyrics:
It is well, it is well with my soul.
"It's No Good to Be Alone" by Brandon Heath
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no good to pee alone
It's no good to pee out there on your own
and
Gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to pee alone
It's no good to pee out there on your own
and
Gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to pee alone
Original Lyrics:
It's no good to be alone
It's no good to be out there on your own
and
Gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to be alone
It's no good to be out there on your own
and
Gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to be alone
Peein' alone is just fine by me, thank you very much!
"I've Got Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy (Down In My Heart)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly down in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
"I've Got Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy (Down In My Heart)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the joy joy
Original Lyrics:
I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
"I Will Be Here" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We will grow wise
If we're one with the mice.
If we're one with the mice.
Original Lyrics:
We will grow wise
If we walk with the wise.
If we walk with the wise.
"I Win" by Clint Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what the weather is
I want you to know that I'm wet.
I want you to know that I'm wet.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what the weapon is
I want you to know that I win.
I want you to know that I win.
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