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"Rawkfist" by Thousand Foot Krutch
Misheard Lyrics:
now let me show you where we're coming from.
It don't stop from now until New York.
It don't stop from now until New York.
Original Lyrics:
Let me show ya where we're comin from,
it don't stop, from L.A. to New York.
it don't stop, from L.A. to New York.
"Real Good Thing" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't get saved on married badgers
Check your balance, throw the fears
All accounts are interference
Check your balance, throw the fears
All accounts are interference
Original Lyrics:
You don't get saved on merit badges
Check your balance through the years.
All accounts are in arrears
Check your balance through the years.
All accounts are in arrears
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Your breath
Is filling up my lungs with pathogen.
Is filling up my lungs with pathogen.
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my life with oxygen
Filling up my life with oxygen
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
fell your prayers
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
your presence filling up my lungs with rocks again
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
"Receive the Power" by Guy Sebastian
Misheard Lyrics:
Receive the Flower to feed a life unto the world!
Original Lyrics:
Receive the Power to be a light unto the world!
so that is how I think on how I misheard it
"Redemption" by Switchfoot
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my hands at redemption's side
Blue stars are bigger than these doubts of mine
I think all of these monstrosities inside
They'd all come alive.
Blue stars are bigger than these doubts of mine
I think all of these monstrosities inside
They'd all come alive.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my hands in redemption's side
Whose scars are bigger than these doubts of mine
I'll fit all of these monstrosities inside
And I'll come alive.
Whose scars are bigger than these doubts of mine
I'll fit all of these monstrosities inside
And I'll come alive.
"Reinventing Your Exit" by Underoath
Misheard Lyrics:
12 feet high on a Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
12th and Hide on a Sunday.
"Remember Me" by Mark Shultz
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go to the four inch hole.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go to the foreign shore.
"Remember Me" by Mark Shultz
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go to the four inch hole.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go to the foreign shore.
"Rescue the Perishing" by Hymns
Misheard Lyrics:
Rats Chew the Paraffin
Original Lyrics:
Rescue the Perishing
"Rescue the Perishing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue the parachutes,
care for the diving
care for the diving
Original Lyrics:
Rescue the perishing,
care for the dying
care for the dying
"The Resistance" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Ammunation and a million faces
Original Lyrics:
I am a nation, I am a million faces
"The Resistance" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my heart, you can take my breath
When you pry it from my goddamn chest
When you pry it from my goddamn chest
Original Lyrics:
You can take my heart, you can take my breath
When you pry it from my cold, dead chest
When you pry it from my cold, dead chest
"The Rest Is Up To You" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
To defeat the weaker
Go for their groin.
Go for their groin.
Original Lyrics:
To defeat the wheat
Go against the grain.
Go against the grain.
"Revenge Of The Nerds" by KJ-52
Misheard Lyrics:
And your never ever going to meet Jenny of your dreams.
Original Lyrics:
And your never ever going to reach any of your dreams.
"Rise" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
And in many cases, their hoe
Original Lyrics:
And in many cases, their home
"River" by Out of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never let me go
And I am walking with you
Tuesday and nights
And I am walking with you
Tuesday and nights
Original Lyrics:
You'll never let me go
And I am walking with you
To stay alive
And I am walking with you
To stay alive
"Rock Of Ages" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Simply to the crosseyed queen
Original Lyrics:
Simply to the cross I cling
"Rock Of Ages" by Alma Gluck and Louise Homer
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no god like argyle.
Original Lyrics:
There is no god like our God.
"Romans" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
With the spirit of MacGyver
I won't ever have to hide again.
I won't ever have to hide again.
Original Lyrics:
With the Spirit as my guide
I won't ever have to hide again.
I won't ever have to hide again.
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