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1950s
The Coasters', "Poison Ivy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late at night, while you're sleeping
Late at night, it comes a-creeping around
Original Lyrics:
Late at night, while you're sleeping
Poison ivy comes a-creeping around
 
1960s
The Beatles', "Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm abused
or
You know I'm confused
Original Lyrics:
You know I love you
 
1970s
Albert Hammond's, "It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's all metaphor
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours
Albert Hammond's, "It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in southern California, But when it rains, menopause.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in southern California, But when it rains, man, it pours.
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we made it Laughed each other all the way to another song
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it Left each other on the way to another love
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we made it, Let me Nick Jubber all the way to another love
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it, Left each other, on the way to another love
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we mated
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
There you are, looking just the same As you did last time I sucked you
Original Lyrics:
There you are, looking just the same As you did last time I touched you
Bee Gees', "Edge of the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just Midol and I
Original Lyrics:
Just my dog and I
Carole King's, "Hard Rock Cafe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your money on a Mounds bar
Original Lyrics:
Put your money on a number
Chaka Khan's, "Papillon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show some Pappy on!
Original Lyrics:
Chanson papillon
Earth, Wind, and Fire's, "Boogie Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Augie wanna dance!
Original Lyrics:
Dance! Boogie Wonderland!
Kiss', "Christine Sixteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christine 6th St
Original Lyrics:
Christine Sixteen
 
1980s
Foreigner's, "Urgent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herpes
Original Lyrics:
Urgent
Johnny Kemp's, "Just Got Paid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night
Original Lyrics:
It's Friday night
Journey's, "Who's Crying Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been Mr. Clean
or
It's been Listerine
Original Lyrics:
It's been a mystery
Matt Bianco's, "Wap Bam Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
White man boogie
Original Lyrics:
Wap-bam-boogie
Pure Prairie League's, "Let Me Love You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you find out how good love can be You're so lost when it's such a freak
Original Lyrics:
When you find out how good love can be You're so lost when it sets you free
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss the drains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Whitney Houston's, "Love Will Save the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a college situation
Original Lyrics:
It's a common situation
 
1990s
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An honorable mention
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
Crush 40's, "Watch Me Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grilled cheese for… everyone!
Original Lyrics:
The thrill, the chase forever more!
Jagged Edge's, "Gotta Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bitch myself
or
I kid myself
or
I pitch myself
Original Lyrics:
I pinch myself
Kelly Price's, "Friend of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a pantomime
Original Lyrics:
You are a friend of mine
LeAnn Rimes', "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Greek words you whispered were nothing but lies.
Original Lyrics:
Those weak words you whispered were nothing but lies.
Mariah Carey's, "My All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Denied
Original Lyrics:
Tonight
Nalin & Kane's, "Beachball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free f*ckin, ready?
Free f*ckin, ready?
Get ready to fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccc.............
Original Lyrics:
People get ready, people get ready. Get ready to flooooooooowww........
Nate Dogg featuring Warren G's, "Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike-out
Original Lyrics:
Strike one
TLC's, "Baby-Baby-Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got so much luncheon meat
Original Lyrics:
I got so much love in me
 
2000s
Il Divo's, "Everytime I Look at You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So leave me through tonight But please, just please turn off the light
Original Lyrics:
So lead me through tonight But please, please turn out the light
Smash Mouth's, "I'm a Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her case
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
 
2010s
Sabaton's, "Fields of Verdun"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand shots were fired
Original Lyrics:
A thousand shells were fired
Sabaton's, "Night Witches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Night bomber regiment 388/488
Original Lyrics:
Night bomber regiment 588
Sabaton's, "Night Witches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riders in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Raiders in the dark
Sabaton's, "To Hell and Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where death does wait There's no delay
Original Lyrics:
That death does wait There's no delay
 
country
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
B - Bend, put it on your bend
Original Lyrics:
B - Back, put it on your back
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
D - Dog, dog the bag and dance With the Bean Bag Alphabet Rag
Original Lyrics:
D - Drop, drop the bag and dance With the Bean Bag Alphabet Rag
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
H - Heart, hold it on your head and heart With the Bean Bag Alphabet Rag
Original Lyrics:
H - Hop, hold it on your head and hop With the Bean Bag Alphabet Rag
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
J - Jog, jiggle the bag and jog
Original Lyrics:
J - Jump, jiggle the bag and jump
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
K - Kick, kick it on your knees
Original Lyrics:
K - Keep, keep it on your knee
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
P - Prance, gently prance the bag
Original Lyrics:
P – Pat, gently pat the bag
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Q - Quake, quickly make it Quaker
Original Lyrics:
Q - Quick, quickly make it quiver
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
U - Uncurl, undulate uncurl the bag
Original Lyrics:
U - Under, undulate under the bag
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
X - X-make, look through it with X-shape vision
Original Lyrics:
X - X-ray, look through it with X-ray vision
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Y – Yawn, yawn make something up
Original Lyrics:
Y – You, you make something up
Hap Palmer's, "Bean Bag Alphabet Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Z - Zig-zag, zig around the zag With the Bean Bag Alphabet Rag
Original Lyrics:
Z - Zoom, zoom around the bag With the Bean Bag Alphabet Rag
Jeannie C. Riley's, "Harper Valley P.T.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
The hotter valley in the air
Original Lyrics:
The Harper Valley P.T.A.
Kenny Chesney's, "Living in Fast Forward"
Misheard Lyrics:
The body's a tempo
Original Lyrics:
The body's a temple
 
misc
Sabaton's, "Bismarck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Battleship's plodding its course
Original Lyrics:
Battleship's plotting its course

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