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1960s
Julie Andrews', "A Spoonful of Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a spool full of sugar
Helps the hem and stitch go down
Original Lyrics:
Just a spoonful of sugar
Helps the medicine go down
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a rock, I have an island
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island
The Monkees', "I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face, Now I'm a Belieber.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crystal clear
Original Lyrics:
My picture clear
Dr. Hook's, "A Little Bit More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna love you and Eleanor
or
I'm gonna love you and Elinor
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna love you a little bit more
Foreigner's, "Cold as Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unfortunate feelings
Original Lyrics:
A fortune in feelings
Kiss', "I Was Made for Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you get in love with me?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you get enough of me?
Maria Muldaur's, "Midnight at the Oasis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say your prayers to dead
Original Lyrics:
Send your camel to bed
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roller tumblers
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roller cola wars
Elvis Costello's, "Oliver's Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was only heard to state.
Original Lyrics:
Oliver's Army is here to stay.
Jude Cole's, "Back to School"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play hockey
Original Lyrics:
I get lucky
Lipps Inc.'s, "Funkytown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about, talk about, talk about humans
or
Talk about, talk about, talk about Hugo
Original Lyrics:
Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh silly boy
Original Lyrics:
Boys will be boys
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat it eat it show me the cheese and eat it show me hot pockets
Original Lyrics:
Beat it beat it no one likes to be defeated showing how funky
Prince's, "Let's Go Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not gonna let the elevator [break/bring] us down
Original Lyrics:
Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?
Raffi's, "Big Beautiful Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a big beautiful planet in disguise
Original Lyrics:
There's a big beautiful planet in the sky
Sade's, "The Sweetest Taboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've given me the squeamish emu
Original Lyrics:
You've given me the sweetest taboo
The Who's, "You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better love me All the time now You better show me Like it's alive now
Original Lyrics:
You better love me All the time now You better shove me Back into line now
U2's, "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign, foreign
or
Vomit, vomit
or
Varmint, varmint
Original Lyrics:
Falling, falling
U2's, "One Tree Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a one-way hill
or
On a wrong way hill
Original Lyrics:
Over one tree hill
 
1990s
Celine Dion's, "Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave me fate 'cause you're bullied
or
You gave me hate 'cause you're bullied
Original Lyrics:
You gave me faith 'cause you believed
Enya's, "Only If"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only if you one two
Original Lyrics:
Only if you want to
Garbage's, "I Think I'm Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm telling you
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm paranoid
George Michael's, "Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can give some education
Original Lyrics:
Looking for some education
Jesse Frederick's, "As Days Go By"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in mint condition
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition
Kylie Minogue's, "Confide In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all get hurt, my love (Later) But sometimes to release it
Is to set our chicken free
Original Lyrics:
We all get hurt by love (Later) But sometimes to release it
Is to set our children free
Manic Street Preachers', "A Design For Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a bottle right here in my prison face or I wish I had a bottle right here in my prism face
To where the stars to show from where I came
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a bottle right here in my pretty face
To wear the scars to show from where I came
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a night owl.
Original Lyrics:
A denial!
Pearl Jam's, "Even Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to ride my butterfly
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Love Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love on the BOGO child
Original Lyrics:
Love rollercoaster child
Sugar Ray's, "Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the other words
Original Lyrics:
All around the world
U2's, "Last Night on Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lesson you know
Original Lyrics:
The less you know
U2's, "Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you never felt a lion
Original Lyrics:
So you never felt alive
U2's, "The Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're falling for the spy
Original Lyrics:
We're falling from the sky
 
2000s
Basement Jaxx's, "Romeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when we get it on, on the sofa
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when we get it on, you're so-so
Coldplay's, "Speed Of Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words go flying at the speed of sound.
Original Lyrics:
Birds go flying at the speed of sound.
Mary J. Blige's, "Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too strong for tumors
Original Lyrics:
Too strong for too long
The Hoosiers', "Goodbye Mr. A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Mr. Ray
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Mr. A!
U2's, "Electrical Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the nine
or
And the knife
Original Lyrics:
And the night
U2's, "Elevation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide, hiding from the sun
Original Lyrics:
High, higher than the sun
 
2010s
Coldplay's, "Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Para, para, parasite
Original Lyrics:
Para, para, paradise
Coldplay's, "Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parrot, parrot, parrot ice
Original Lyrics:
Para, para, paradise
Katy Perry's, "Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
To heaven and back
Original Lyrics:
Don't ever look back
Maroon 5's, "Moves Like Jagger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the my tiger.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the moves like Jagger.
Neon Trees', "Everybody Talks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, do you love me?
Original Lyrics:
Take me to your love shack
Sabaton's, "To Hell and Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where death does wait There's no delay
Original Lyrics:
That death does wait There's no debate
 
misc
Fall Out Boy's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's watching MTV?
Original Lyrics:
YouTube killed MTV
Justin Bieber's, "Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my weave from California
Original Lyrics:
I get my weed from California
Sabaton's, "82nd All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the fires of hell, the Argonne, a hero to be Entered the wall from over the sea
Original Lyrics:
Into the fires of hell, the Argonne, a hero to be Entered the war from over the sea
Sabaton's, "Attack of the Dead Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Attack of the ten-hundred men
Original Lyrics:
Attack of the dead hundred men

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