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1960s
Deep Purple's, "Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fudge, fudge
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush
The Beatles', "She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves you, Eddie, Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
The Grass Roots', "Midnight Confessions"
Misheard Lyrics:
My modified affection
Original Lyrics:
In my midnight confessions
 
1970s
Billy Ocean's, "Love Really Hurts Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get me an Easy-Bake oven
Original Lyrics:
And help to ease the pain inside me
Cheryl Lynn's, "Got to Be Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Milo is older
Original Lyrics:
My love is your love
Marvin Gaye's, "What's Going On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Astoria
Original Lyrics:
What's going on?
Michael Jackson's, "Rockin Robin"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** your mother
Original Lyrics:
Rockin robin
Peaches & Herb's, "Shake Your Groove Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Seuss thing
Original Lyrics:
Shake your groove thing
Styx's, "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, I love you
Original Lyrics:
Babe, I love you
Styx's, "Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toxic waste
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away
Styx's, "Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am so far from a whore
Original Lyrics:
I am so far from my home
Talking Heads', "Psycho Killer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are vein and we are blood
I hate people when they're not polite.
Original Lyrics:
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite.
The Grass Roots', "Baby Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such an unnatural woman
Original Lyrics:
You're such a natural woman
The Grass Roots', "Sooner or Later"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna break your heart
Original Lyrics:
Gonna save your heart
The Grass Roots', "Temptation Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fantasia eyes
Original Lyrics:
Temptation eyes
The Grass Roots', "Two Divided by Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one is an only number
Original Lyrics:
And one is a lonely number
 
1980s
Aerosmith's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are ancient
or
You are ages
or
You are BJ
Original Lyrics:
You're my angel
Blondie's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pauline
Original Lyrics:
Call me
Donna Summer's, "Sunset People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Upset people
Original Lyrics:
Sunset people
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I bet, I bet
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Korean nation
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
Stevie Wonder's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday, Judy
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday to you
Talking Heads', "Cool Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
This rusted god and gate
Can barely even stand
Original Lyrics:
This rusted garden gate
Can barely even stand
The Fixx's, "Stand or Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all your opinion
Original Lyrics:
It's the Euro theatre
The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boo boo boo, ba ba ba
Original Lyrics:
De do do do, de da da da
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sportscast
Sportscaster
Sportscaster close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I bet, I bet
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm fat, I'm fat
 
1990s
Baz Luhrmann's, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving New York City once
Original Lyrics:
Live in New York City once
Baz Luhrmann's, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving Northern California once
Original Lyrics:
Live in Northern California once
Bill Whelan's, "Home and the Heartland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home in a hot land
Original Lyrics:
Home and the heartland
Blink-182's, "All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over smoking
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
Celine Dion's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feeling of the Easter Bunny
Original Lyrics:
The feeling that I can't go on
Commercial's, "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to p*** off
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes
Commercial's, "Popeyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dusty Springfield at Popeyes
Original Lyrics:
Love that chicken from Popeyes
Creed's, "Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lust she breathes in the airs of brothers.
Violent sons make bearded mothers.
Original Lyrics:
Lust she breeds in the eyes of brothers
Violent sons make bitter mothers
Eternal's, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that you're a commodore
Original Lyrics:
They say that love will come and go
Gina G's, "Ooh Aah…Just a Little Bit"
Misheard Lyrics:
17
Original Lyrics:
Set me free
Metallica's, "Slither"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're standing in this jungle
Yeah, with some things I have found
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we're standing in this jungle
Yeah, with serpents I have found
Sting's, "Fields of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the Easter Bunny
Original Lyrics:
As we walk the fields of gold
 
2000s
Coldplay's, "The Scientist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody said it was Easter
Original Lyrics:
Nobody said it was easy
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear those tingling bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used a Lula roll
Original Lyrics:
I used to rule the world
Fergie's, "London Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Godsmack
Original Lyrics:
Oh snap!
Oasis', "Don't Look Back in Anger"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't look back, my neighbor
Original Lyrics:
But don't look back in anger
Rihanna's, "Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody in the studio
or
Everybody in the studio
Original Lyrics:
Your mind is in disturbia
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buzzy
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't me
The Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am's, "Beep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not kidding
Original Lyrics:
I don't give a…
The Pussycat Dolls', "Stickwitu"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got Pikachu
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna stickwitu
Theme Songs', "Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimming through the sky, Little Eyesight’s!
Original Lyrics:
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins!
 
2010s
Theme Songs', "Chuggington"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonathan
Original Lyrics:
Chuggington

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